Apr 09, 2005 00:34
11 hours and 9 minutes until the emfav scav 2005
im going to actually tell you about my day today. got up went to school..it was school, came home went to ritas with becca and friends. came home hung for a while then went to the talent show. pretty sweet. got to see a lot of mad skillz. just to name some laura and dustin did a great job. so did kate. josh chris joe and drummer did that jimmy fallon song. i've never laughed so hard in my life. then shannon and i decided it was an awesome night for "star gazing" lol so i took her up to this old abandoned cemetary up the mountain in pa. there was this gate and this concrete wall encompassing the graves so we crawled on top of the wall and sat there and looked at the stars for a good 25 minutes and then all of a sudden these drunk hillbillies came out of this barn type of job, and were going over to their cars. meanwhile, shannon and myself had already stealthfully rolled off the opposite side of the wall and were tip-toeing back to her car which was conveinently parked in their (the hillbillies) freaking driveway. (dirt road) so i grabbed her keys and we started hauling ass. then when i got in the car i dropped them. like when that bitch in the panic room is reaching for her cell phone under the bed and shes just reaching away and she cant seem to get it. dumb whore. i swear it was like a movie- we were about an iota and a half away from getting hijacked by hillbillies. true story. ask shan- she'll tell ya. anyway so then i came home and chilled, had a little coffee over catcher in the rye and some background damien rice. haha im a loser i know. all and all a good day i must say. birdwalk, was that thing about the birds at weddings eating the rice and imploding really true? that would suck balls, to implode. (that's to explode inwardly- like a black hole, or a vaccuum, if you will) apparently their stomachs cant handle the rice or something and they cant fart, so they die. insanity. same with seagulls. you know how people feed them shit at the beach and whatnot. oh, and speaking of the beach, mike is talkign crap about juniors coming to senior week. he promised to do something about separating mammories from their counterparts and pushing someones cranium into a vaginal canal...didnt quite catch the entire story. anyway, he needs to watch his vulagr dictum around those that are related to those he is talking about. bygones. im out, later kids.