[Locked to Des]
Dear Des,
Gone out to Strip Club. Don't let the kids eat each other or you. I like my fiance in one piece.
Be back later.
Totally Kidding, of course! You know I don't like looking at penises other men's penises.
I know I asked you this earlier, but I thought I should remind you considering how ancient you are so your short term memory might not exactly be up to par (KIDDING! Love you).
Donna and I will be out with some wonderful ladies having a Girls' Night. Very official and all. Please, do not leave the house. I will tie you up if necessary. Maria will be there to help watch the kids, but you know Chicago.
Thank you in advance! You're the absolute best, and I love you. I'll be sure to bring home lovely Greek leftovers for you and do whatever you'd like in bed no matter how tired I might be. ;)
Gone out to Strip Club. Don't let the kids eat each other or you. I like my fiance in one piece.
Be back later.
Totally Kidding, of course! You know I don't like looking at penises other men's penises.
I know I asked you this earlier, but I thought I should remind you considering how ancient you are so your short term memory might not exactly be up to par (KIDDING! Love you).
Donna and I will be out with some wonderful ladies having a Girls' Night. Very official and all. Please, do not leave the house. I will tie you up if necessary. Maria will be there to help watch the kids, but you know Chicago.
Thank you in advance! You're the absolute best, and I love you. I'll be sure to bring home lovely Greek leftovers for you and do whatever you'd like in bed no matter how tired I might be. ;)