003; August 8, 2022

[smithami]

I hate all of these stupid people. I'm not nice all the time but I'm not a bi-- okay, yes I am, but I still have feelings and no one seems to care about that. That daft cow can go talk to her mum whenever she damn well pleases and her father is actually nice to her. I even apologised to her. I don't apologise. Her mum is nice though... Sometimes I

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[malcontented]

I think Edward and Nickyflower are AWAY at the moment!

[smithami]

I don't even care.

[malcontented]

I can't think of any other buggers around, though!

[smithami]

I didn't mean it literally.

[malcontented]

Well, REALLY. What DO you mean, then?

[smithami]

I mean bugger. Damn. Bollocks.

[malcontented]

What on earth could YOU have to be distressed about? I do hope you're not FROWNING, it does awful things to your skin.

[smithami]

Do you think I'm Lost a bet.

[malcontented]

I didn't know we were betting! How SNEAKY. Although I do hope you are lying! Frowning is such a dreadful waste of time -- I never do it if I can help it.

[smithami]

Everybody frowns. Sometimes it can't be helped. It always passes, though.

[malcontented]

OR you simply avoid situations that make you frown in the FIRST place? Whatever happened to you? Hex them next time!

[smithami]

That's not going to solve any problems! Even if it would make me feel better.

[malcontented]

I thought your feelings were the problem! And if you'd feel better hexing someone, WHY NOT? It's like not eating when you're hungry! Who would do that?

[smithami]

Well, if I got really sick after I ate, then I wouldn't really want to.

[malcontented]

Is this a metaphor?

[smithami]

I think so.