OMG FOR ONCE IM WRITING ABOUT MY DAY! it was sick.

[smith_sucks_it]

Melinda and I pulled an all nighter.
Andie picked me up.
Went to my Dads for his birthday.
Well he was drinking wine til i went into the kitchen, it was gone.
He was onto his second. He was barely even buzzed.
Secrets came out.
He was the biggest frat boy in college.
Found out he was like the surfer/slut.
The whole lie my mom and dad tried to tell me and Andie
"We were virgins til our honeymoon night"
COMPLETE BULLSHIT!
Dad got around. Mom got around.
Andie told me a story about how some guy broke into our house and went through there shit.
she was eight.
A bag of pot[enough for like a blunt] was on the dresser. she asked what it was.
my dads excuse.
"I FOUND IT AND I GREW IT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF PLANT IT WAS."
yeah...uh huh.
onto the second bottle of wine.
Dad grew pot in the field behind our house haha.
He said it was the premium kind that people would pay the best to get.
He gave it away...DIDN'T SELL IT. gave it away...to my uncle...who im sure still smokes it.
My dad's been arrested.bahaha.
Dear God there are to many to tell...
Moral of the story...You thought you're parents were perfect...they lie out of there fucking asses.