Just because your twins doesn't mean you have to be all sexy about it....

Jul 06, 2009 14:51

So, I'm sick. Sick and watching movies.

The movie I just so happen to be watching is Hellboy II: The Golden Army, basic story is ancient truce between humans and fairy/mythic-type folk -> mainly just these albino-like things that are called elves and speak in high-prose.
Anyways this truce was established after a long war and the king of the elves felt bad about killing a whole bunch of humans. Anyways the king had to children, Prince Nuada and Prince Nuala.
When we first see them together there obviously some sort of deep brother-sisterly connection going on. Kind of like the sort of thing you might expect in oh say Twelfth Night, Hamlet, or other stories.
Long gazes into each others eyes, tragic undertones in the words they speak to one another...blah blah blah, crap crap crap.

As the story progress, the brother ends up tracking his sister down, because she has something he needs and she ran away. She has been hiding out in BPRD - frolicking in their lovely library when POOF her brother has found her - because obviously he would since they are linked because they are twins!
:P

BUT WHY! WHY! DOES HE HAVE TO STROKE HER CHEEK AND MAKE COMMENTS LIKE "Our father always tried to shield your heart from me." WHILE HE PLACES HIS HAND ON TOP OF HER HEART!
I'm sure you all know that a heart is located in the chest. BUT. For women our heart is located in our chest under our breasts.
So yeah, way to cope a feel from your sister and way to let your brother cope a feel. NOW STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.

(there's more on screen chemistry between her and her brother, than her and her supposed love-interest.
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