Wisdom of an idiotic swiss
Hey guys, did you miss me? Not? Well, hard luck, I'm back!
I was visiting the Book Fair in Frankfurt and brought you my newest conclusions.
1. Being jealous equals being in love. (Damnit!)
2. Who ever built the complex of the book fair had no idea what he's doing or was simply drunk. (or maybe he WANTED people to get lost) Me and my friend who wanted to LEAVE ended up at the same point were we started again.
3. Climbing on a balcony for photos is not the best idea I ever had. (Damn, my legs hurt... There were a lot of pointy metal bars, that dug into my legs, as I was climbing up)
4. Sleepovers with people you don't really know can be awkward. But if you're lucky and have the right foreign people around you noone cares and you get adopted by a really big happy family.
5. On the other hand, maybe you're unlucky and get the wrong parents. XD Then maybe you'll get bitten in your hand and lose a bit of skin.
6. Carrying a sleeping bag around in another bag that does NOT fit can result in losing grip of one handle of the bag. That again can result in the sleeping bag falling out. That again can result in happening in the beginning of a stair going downwards. A LONG stair. Then you'll kick the sleeping bag, so you won't fall over it on your way down and it will almost hit someone who was sleeping over with you. Almost. Then you'll lose balance on the stairs but still somehow make it the 20 steps down in a really awkward walk but without falling.
7. The Kaiba-Corp. dressed up as Frankfurt as a Cosplay for the book fair.
8. Nobody knows Fudomine (underdog-school from Prince of Tennis) and nobody likes them. UNTIL you cosplay one of them. THEN you'll get fangirls and/or hater you didn't expect at all.
9. People will always scold other people about the things they can't do either.
10. Swissgerman seems to be a completely different language than the actual german.
That was it for now, I'll be back soon with new conclussions.
I was visiting the Book Fair in Frankfurt and brought you my newest conclusions.
1. Being jealous equals being in love. (Damnit!)
2. Who ever built the complex of the book fair had no idea what he's doing or was simply drunk. (or maybe he WANTED people to get lost) Me and my friend who wanted to LEAVE ended up at the same point were we started again.
3. Climbing on a balcony for photos is not the best idea I ever had. (Damn, my legs hurt... There were a lot of pointy metal bars, that dug into my legs, as I was climbing up)
4. Sleepovers with people you don't really know can be awkward. But if you're lucky and have the right foreign people around you noone cares and you get adopted by a really big happy family.
5. On the other hand, maybe you're unlucky and get the wrong parents. XD Then maybe you'll get bitten in your hand and lose a bit of skin.
6. Carrying a sleeping bag around in another bag that does NOT fit can result in losing grip of one handle of the bag. That again can result in the sleeping bag falling out. That again can result in happening in the beginning of a stair going downwards. A LONG stair. Then you'll kick the sleeping bag, so you won't fall over it on your way down and it will almost hit someone who was sleeping over with you. Almost. Then you'll lose balance on the stairs but still somehow make it the 20 steps down in a really awkward walk but without falling.
7. The Kaiba-Corp. dressed up as Frankfurt as a Cosplay for the book fair.
8. Nobody knows Fudomine (underdog-school from Prince of Tennis) and nobody likes them. UNTIL you cosplay one of them. THEN you'll get fangirls and/or hater you didn't expect at all.
9. People will always scold other people about the things they can't do either.
10. Swissgerman seems to be a completely different language than the actual german.
That was it for now, I'll be back soon with new conclussions.