SBBC Chat Highlight
This is my hands-down favourite thing that came out of the SBBC chat. I reeeeally wish I had more from around this time, but oh well.
natgreenjones : and I wrote 'LOKCHART'
natgreenjones : now, who in the name of Merlin is tht?
natgreenjones : *headdesk*
sauceforawesome : Lokchart likes making graphs
sauceforawesome : and putting them in a vault in Gringotts
sauceforawesome : so no one will know the truth
I'm tempted to write a fic in which murderous fairies go on a rampage in Hogwarts and Terry Boot has to save the da
natgreenjones : selina, i want to read that story about Terry going batshit on the fairies
natgreenjones : :D
sauceforawesome : I think the murderous fairies are going to be armed with miniature cannonballs that explode into a glittering mess when they touch skin, and then they'll slowly steal that energy with their evil fairy powers through the glitter. I don't know how Terry's getting out of this. Maybe his great-grandmother was a fairy?
Bella : uhm...fairies are tiny, right?
Bella : how would that even work?
sauceforawesome : xD
Bella : would a fairy even be able to carry a half-human baby to term?
sauceforawesome : Maybe a different explanation would be better
hahahahahahaha Terry should have a fairy godfather
Carole : ha ha ha ha - I like that
natgreenjones : lol
natgreenjones : poor Terry
sauceforawesome : as far as he knows he'll be the only one alive by morning
sauceforawesome : or something
sauceforawesome : I bet lokchart is behind this, Nat
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : hahahahah
natgreenjones : yes!
natgreenjones : damn him and his graphs
Carole : Is Lokchart handsome
Carole : in an ebil way
natgreenjones : yeah
natgreenjones : he's the smarter version of Lockhart
sauceforawesome : Lokchart should just be a cross between Lockhart and Tom Riddle
natgreenjones : and he has a vault in Gringotts
Carole : ooh spooky
natgreenjones : mmmm yes
natgreenjones : lool
sauceforawesome : He locks up his enemies with the charts, and their bodies are never seen again
natgreenjones : yes, in his Gringotts vault
sauceforawesome : gah, badbadbad thought about the charts
natgreenjones : some of the goblins are in on it
natgreenjones : hahaha
natgreenjones : tell!
sauceforawesome : he uses his enemies skin as paper
sauceforawesome : >.>
Bella : no, silly
Bella : he uses baby skin for his paper
natgreenjones : enemies' skin as paper!
natgreenjones : *shudder*
natgreenjones : that nefarious warlock!
Bella : the skin of his enemies' babies?
Bella : even more nefarious
Bella : xD
sauceforawesome : Well Nat, he needs to put his graphs on something!
natgreenjones : creeeepy
natgreenjones : now, selina you areally have to write this
natgreenjones : O.O
sauceforawesome : I don't think I can do it justice Natalie
Bella : he uses pixies as messangers by stapling messages to them and throwing them at his enemies
natgreenjones : no you will!
sauceforawesome : It's just grown so epic
natgreenjones : AAARRGH!
sauceforawesome : YES BELLA
natgreenjones : I am in love with Lokchart
natgreenjones : in a detahced, writer sort of wa
sauceforawesome : Lokchart likes to dip his cookies in blood
sauceforawesome : mixed with corn syrup
sauceforawesome : for flavour
Bella : lokchart makes his food with the flesh of his enemies
natgreenjones : yeeeeesssss
Bella : waste not, want not
natgreenjones : I think I am writinh him
natgreenjones : hahahahaha
Carole : Just make sure he's ebilly handsome
natgreenjones : oh he will be
sauceforawesome : that's a given Carole
Bella : give him a swirly mustache!
Carole : so supremacistpuff can love him.
natgreenjones : lolol
Carole : oh has to have the tache
natgreenjones : hahah
natgreenjones : k
natgreenjones : erm
natgreenjones : which century do I write him in?
natgreenjones : what with the swirly mous?
sauceforawesome : xD
Bella : he is immortal
Carole : brb
natgreenjones : ahhhhhh
natgreenjones : kies harole
Bella : he has better than the philospher's stone
natgreenjones : go on
Bella : he has the philospher's chart
natgreenjones : LOL
natgreenjones : k
natgreenjones : i am saving this part of the chat
natgreenjones : :D :D
Bella : the chart is written in a mix of blood and the elixir of life
sauceforawesome : bahahahahahaha
natgreenjones : slurp slurp
Bella : gonna go see if I have the ingredients for gingersnaps
natgreenjones : an evil and talented douche bag
Bella : brb
natgreenjones : this Lockhart
sauceforawesome : Natalie. We need to make sure both Lokchart and Terry's stories are told
sauceforawesome : because they are just amazing
natgreenjones : yes!
natgreenjones : I will try and do something about Lokchart and his
natgreenjones : ...
natgreenjones : charts
natgreenjones : you handle terry and his fiaries
natgreenjones : :D :D
sauceforawesome : DUDE. Lokchart was upset when Neville became Herbology teacher instead which set him on a crusade for revenge
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : yessss
natgreenjones : ecause lokchart wanted to teach herbology
natgreenjones : he was an ace herbo student while at hogs
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : then badass neville did the only nevillicious thing to do
natgreenjones : pwn Lokchart
natgreenjones : in every sense of the wor
sauceforawesome : We should use Neville instead of Terry and have Lokchart be the guy behind the cantankerous fairies
sauceforawesome : so they can have an epic showdown
natgreenjones : yeah
natgreenjones : awesome
sauceforawesome : where neville uses a sword to sever the Philospher's Chart
natgreenjones : pretty much nevillific
sauceforawesome : so Lokchart isn't immortal anymore
sauceforawesome : This has to be written
natgreenjones : yes it has to be
sauceforawesome : Natalie thank you so much for saying Lokchart
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : hahaha
natgreenjones : my pleasure
natgreenjones : :)
natgreenjones : loling @ Philosopher's Chart
sauceforawesome : I really want to doodle Lokchart
Bella : this needs to be chaptered so Lokchart gets a chance to show his epicness
Bella : before being utterly wiped out by Neville
natgreenjones : and I wrote 'LOKCHART'
natgreenjones : now, who in the name of Merlin is tht?
natgreenjones : *headdesk*
sauceforawesome : Lokchart likes making graphs
sauceforawesome : and putting them in a vault in Gringotts
sauceforawesome : so no one will know the truth
I'm tempted to write a fic in which murderous fairies go on a rampage in Hogwarts and Terry Boot has to save the da
natgreenjones : selina, i want to read that story about Terry going batshit on the fairies
natgreenjones : :D
sauceforawesome : I think the murderous fairies are going to be armed with miniature cannonballs that explode into a glittering mess when they touch skin, and then they'll slowly steal that energy with their evil fairy powers through the glitter. I don't know how Terry's getting out of this. Maybe his great-grandmother was a fairy?
Bella : uhm...fairies are tiny, right?
Bella : how would that even work?
sauceforawesome : xD
Bella : would a fairy even be able to carry a half-human baby to term?
sauceforawesome : Maybe a different explanation would be better
hahahahahahaha Terry should have a fairy godfather
Carole : ha ha ha ha - I like that
natgreenjones : lol
natgreenjones : poor Terry
sauceforawesome : as far as he knows he'll be the only one alive by morning
sauceforawesome : or something
sauceforawesome : I bet lokchart is behind this, Nat
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : hahahahah
natgreenjones : yes!
natgreenjones : damn him and his graphs
Carole : Is Lokchart handsome
Carole : in an ebil way
natgreenjones : yeah
natgreenjones : he's the smarter version of Lockhart
sauceforawesome : Lokchart should just be a cross between Lockhart and Tom Riddle
natgreenjones : and he has a vault in Gringotts
Carole : ooh spooky
natgreenjones : mmmm yes
natgreenjones : lool
sauceforawesome : He locks up his enemies with the charts, and their bodies are never seen again
natgreenjones : yes, in his Gringotts vault
sauceforawesome : gah, badbadbad thought about the charts
natgreenjones : some of the goblins are in on it
natgreenjones : hahaha
natgreenjones : tell!
sauceforawesome : he uses his enemies skin as paper
sauceforawesome : >.>
Bella : no, silly
Bella : he uses baby skin for his paper
natgreenjones : enemies' skin as paper!
natgreenjones : *shudder*
natgreenjones : that nefarious warlock!
Bella : the skin of his enemies' babies?
Bella : even more nefarious
Bella : xD
sauceforawesome : Well Nat, he needs to put his graphs on something!
natgreenjones : creeeepy
natgreenjones : now, selina you areally have to write this
natgreenjones : O.O
sauceforawesome : I don't think I can do it justice Natalie
Bella : he uses pixies as messangers by stapling messages to them and throwing them at his enemies
natgreenjones : no you will!
sauceforawesome : It's just grown so epic
natgreenjones : AAARRGH!
sauceforawesome : YES BELLA
natgreenjones : I am in love with Lokchart
natgreenjones : in a detahced, writer sort of wa
sauceforawesome : Lokchart likes to dip his cookies in blood
sauceforawesome : mixed with corn syrup
sauceforawesome : for flavour
Bella : lokchart makes his food with the flesh of his enemies
natgreenjones : yeeeeesssss
Bella : waste not, want not
natgreenjones : I think I am writinh him
natgreenjones : hahahahaha
Carole : Just make sure he's ebilly handsome
natgreenjones : oh he will be
sauceforawesome : that's a given Carole
Bella : give him a swirly mustache!
Carole : so supremacistpuff can love him.
natgreenjones : lolol
Carole : oh has to have the tache
natgreenjones : hahah
natgreenjones : k
natgreenjones : erm
natgreenjones : which century do I write him in?
natgreenjones : what with the swirly mous?
sauceforawesome : xD
Bella : he is immortal
Carole : brb
natgreenjones : ahhhhhh
natgreenjones : kies harole
Bella : he has better than the philospher's stone
natgreenjones : go on
Bella : he has the philospher's chart
natgreenjones : LOL
natgreenjones : k
natgreenjones : i am saving this part of the chat
natgreenjones : :D :D
Bella : the chart is written in a mix of blood and the elixir of life
sauceforawesome : bahahahahahaha
natgreenjones : slurp slurp
Bella : gonna go see if I have the ingredients for gingersnaps
natgreenjones : an evil and talented douche bag
Bella : brb
natgreenjones : this Lockhart
sauceforawesome : Natalie. We need to make sure both Lokchart and Terry's stories are told
sauceforawesome : because they are just amazing
natgreenjones : yes!
natgreenjones : I will try and do something about Lokchart and his
natgreenjones : ...
natgreenjones : charts
natgreenjones : you handle terry and his fiaries
natgreenjones : :D :D
sauceforawesome : DUDE. Lokchart was upset when Neville became Herbology teacher instead which set him on a crusade for revenge
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : yessss
natgreenjones : ecause lokchart wanted to teach herbology
natgreenjones : he was an ace herbo student while at hogs
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : then badass neville did the only nevillicious thing to do
natgreenjones : pwn Lokchart
natgreenjones : in every sense of the wor
sauceforawesome : We should use Neville instead of Terry and have Lokchart be the guy behind the cantankerous fairies
sauceforawesome : so they can have an epic showdown
natgreenjones : yeah
natgreenjones : awesome
sauceforawesome : where neville uses a sword to sever the Philospher's Chart
natgreenjones : pretty much nevillific
sauceforawesome : so Lokchart isn't immortal anymore
sauceforawesome : This has to be written
natgreenjones : yes it has to be
sauceforawesome : Natalie thank you so much for saying Lokchart
sauceforawesome : xD
natgreenjones : hahaha
natgreenjones : my pleasure
natgreenjones : :)
natgreenjones : loling @ Philosopher's Chart
sauceforawesome : I really want to doodle Lokchart
Bella : this needs to be chaptered so Lokchart gets a chance to show his epicness
Bella : before being utterly wiped out by Neville