and now for something completely different
...In other news, meanspirited NASA crews decided it would be a bully-good time to toss renowned physicist Stephen Hawking through the air repeatedly.
The clearly terrified Hawking was unable to comment, as they had taken away his wheelchair/speech system. An aide familiar with Dr. Hawking described him as "half terrified, half enraged, and totally hilarous."
Meanwhile, a gigantic Richard Branson Monster was photographed attacking one of his miniature Branson-brethren's space ships.
The Branson Monster seemed delighted to twirl the fragile ship about in the air and was even observed to be making what one horrified bystander described as "space-ship noises." Other witnesses described the incident as "unnerving" and "not possibly real."
The clearly terrified Hawking was unable to comment, as they had taken away his wheelchair/speech system. An aide familiar with Dr. Hawking described him as "half terrified, half enraged, and totally hilarous."
Meanwhile, a gigantic Richard Branson Monster was photographed attacking one of his miniature Branson-brethren's space ships.
The Branson Monster seemed delighted to twirl the fragile ship about in the air and was even observed to be making what one horrified bystander described as "space-ship noises." Other witnesses described the incident as "unnerving" and "not possibly real."