You're Having A Medical Dispute.

[smilinsari]

So I officially suck at dating, but it's ok, for several reasons. One, Shannon & I are going to start planning yearly single girl vacations to all sorts of wonderful places that we've never been. This makes being single bearable, because atleast I get to travel and see cool shit. (lol) Also, Jackie says that dating's pretty much just luck (ok, it

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[jroisapunkrockr]

two things:

1. sarah...you are awesome.

2. also, i didnt get to tell you, but thanks for the text chat/advice the other day. seriously, i think youre gonna be an awesome counselor/social worker/whatever it is you want to be, because you have a great way of talking through problems and offering opinions/advice and support. you totally helped me out. *hugs*

[smilinsari]

nice to know i can help others but yet still can't get my own shit straight, lol...ironic.

regardless...glad to help! just wish i didn't work/have class at opposite hours so we could actually converse on the phone or *gasp* in person more often...sooo much easier than texting :o)

[dancepuppets]

"Always remember, children: smoking is bad. And I'm going to show you how bad it is by smoking one right in front of you

[smilinsari]

it's funny you should write this. the first presentation we did was about smoking cigarettes and marijuana and the kids were in small groups and they were thinking of reasons why people start smoking and why they don't. One little boy says that people start smoking cigarettes because they're bored. I think to myself that that's the most accurate answer I've heard all day...I pretty much started smoking because I was bored. All of a sudden, a little girl interrupts my thought process to sigh at the little boy and she says "you idiot. no one starts smoking because they're bored! be serious!"

[dancepuppets]

Sarah to Girl: "You're just a fuckin' kid, what do you know, you little bitch?"

That is what you said, right?

[smilinsari]

Absolutely. Then I held her down and forced her to smoke.

She liked it, for the record.

[kain_darkwind]

Is it seriously 1 hour per 1 oz? Or is that just the hyper cautious answer they give? And is that ounces of actual alcohol or just ounces of alcoholic drink?

Because the entire case of beer I had yesterday contained 6.72 floz of alcohol. (It's 5%) And 127 fl oz of other liquid. And while I can guarantee I didn't go anywhere for 7 hours, it has not been 130 hours since then and I don't really feel drunk anymore.

[smilinsari]

Don't lie. You're wasted.

Still.