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[smilingtransfer]

suzumiya-san, i'm sorry, but i will probably not be able to make it to the brigasde meeting tomorrow, seeing as i'm still purple and two feet tall, and tghat would probably cause quite a stir at school.

kyon-kun, would you mind picking up my homework for me?

((He's gotten better at typing. The shift key is still beyond him.))