67.

[smilingtransfer]

I thought you would all like to know that Shiro is 8 foot 3 inches when fully stretched.

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[guiltapalooza]

Living up to your nickname again, I see.

[smilingtransfer]

I thought it might be of interest.

[guiltapalooza]

Did Shiro have anything to do with this measurement or was he asleep?

[smilingtransfer]

He was asleep on the floor of my living room. He seems to have decided to use my apartment for his base of operations; I'm starting to wonder if he and my cat are conspiring against me.

[guiltapalooza]

You never know, they might be. It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to speak cat.

But you're absolutely right, someone sleeping on the floor of a living room is just asking to get measured. --Their height, measured.

[smilingtransfer]

Oh, he most certainly speaks cat. You didn't know?

What else would I be measuring?

[guiltapalooza]

No, I didn't! You're not pulling my leg, are you? He actually speaks cat?

Nothing! Nothing.

[smilingtransfer]

He actually speaks cat. You can ask him yourself.

Nothing?

[guiltapalooza]

Maybe I will.

Absolutely nothing!