o5. - My random fact of the day.

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Fact: Selina is an innocent little sweetheart.

Comments

[shadowmanx]

Your not innocent, No one is innocent from the lord. The lord Jebus Crisps.

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You know full well that my innocent-ness is so white and pure that my shining bright light and aura engulfed around my accending body can take away -9,99999hp of your life just by looking at something so pure and innocent like me. (:

DON'T DENY THE OBVIOUS MATT!

[shadowmanx]

Maybe you should remove the torch from your arse then? :D

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Oh so you have been looking there now have you? ;)

Tut tut tut, naughty naughty. XD;

[shadowmanx]

Naughty me? Your the one walking around with your arsetorch out.

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Its not my fault that I can never find trousers that fits me properly. It can not be helped. Blame the people who make em! XD It is not like I'm doing it on purpose...otherwise thats a different story. Not my fault my bum bum is big. Your naughty for looking in the first place! :D

Shadowman - Fact 155: Terry Wogan can create spectral images to destroy the earth says:
Although, you do have a nice arse
Shut up, or I'll break your neck like a chicken! says:
XDDD

. . . HA! XD;

[shadowmanx]

Are you sure your not doing it on purpose? There are always trousers that fit, you just need to look harder.
And what was it you said?

Shut up, or I'll break your neck like a chicken! says:
I once found a cat attractive XD

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hahahaha omg you little liar. 100 laps round your house mister! XD;

Now your just mistaking me for someone else. :)

Doing it on purpose? Its not easy finding trousers that fits higher than my waist. Ahh well, my army jacket does the job of covering it up. :D And its not my fault it effects the people around me. Not like I waggle my bum bum in people's faces. XD

[shadowmanx]

You do! I once saw you punch a child in the face and stick your bum in his face, you high fived a bunch of people and went "That was a pistasio icecream"

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You sure that wasn't one of your many dreams? :)

[shadowmanx]

So what if it was?
I know you do it anyway, You once told me:

Shut up, or I'll break your neck like a chicken! says:
Its always funnier when the kid is about 12, because they cry XD;;

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....with joy, obviously! D:

I was only bending down to pick up my fallen wallet from the floor and he just so happened to be standing right behind me...honest! XD

[shadowmanx]

Then why did you fart at the same time?
Your sick Selina, I bet your into fart pr0n!

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Fried prawns? Oh yes. They are quite tasty actually. ;P

You know that he was in awe at that moment. My fart smells fresher than all of the nice refreshing things you can smell in the world. I was only Christening the poor misguided un-Crhistened boy! There is nothing wrong with that. It was a good deed.

[shadowmanx]

Good deed? Christening? What are you Selina the Baps-tist?
if your so holy, why did you follow through.

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I don't need to. I am my own holy. You know that I am so kind-hearted, pure and innocent. That even my urine is a fascinating specimen of myself. Eveyone would die for it. It is so pure, that it makes holy water look budget. XD