Aug 05, 2009 02:03
July 29 through August 4
ARIES [March 21-April 19] Are you a gelatinous pool of longing yet? Are you throbbing and gooey and half-nauseous with that sickness some people called love? If not, I don't know what to tell you. By all astrological reckoning, your gut should be swarming with drunk butterflies, and the clouds should be taking on the shapes of mating horses. If you're not half-drowning in these symptoms, I implore you to find a way to pry open the floodgates.
I'm not an Aries, of course. Which is why that's interesting.