Well, yeah.
Here we go with the Village Voice Horoscopes again... :
June 10 through 16
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] A lesbian reader who calls herself "Speedy Slow-Hand" wrote to me, explaining that she keeps getting obsessed with the half-feral amazons whom her intense Scorpio self lusts after, which causes her to miss out on the nurturing women her softer side craves. Is it better to have someone to run the race with, she asked, or someone to massage her feet afterward? Whether or not you're in the hunt for love, Scorpio, I think her testimony is an apt metaphor for your current dilemma. Should you go with the choice that makes your spirit burn with pungent excitement, or should you opt for what feeds your soul with rich relaxation? There's at least a 30 percent possibility you could have both.
June 24 through 29
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] Congratulations, Scorpio. You've reached the end of the Big Squeeze. You've served your time in the bottleneck. And so I invite you to relax your pinched expression and let the Season of Experiments begin. According to my projections, you will soon be receiving a host of invitations to wander into the frontier with your raw sense of wonder turned up all the way. Please research each invitation thoroughly before choosing. When you've decided which adventures are most likely to enhance your understanding of the art of liberation, dive in.
July 8 through 14
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] How well are you capitalizing on this year's unique opportunities, Scorpio? Since we're midway through 2009, let's take an inventory. I hope that by now you have at least begun building the power spot or energy source that will serve as your foundation for the coming years. So much the better if it's more than halfway finished and will be ready for full use by the end of summer or early fall. Remember my promises: Life has been and will continue to be conspiring to get you settled in your ideal home base, supercharge your relationships with your closest allies, and connect you with the resources that will fuel your long-term quest.
July 15 through 21
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] There goes your exaggerated respect for warped chunks of complications. Here comes an opportunity to make a break for bubbly freedom. To take advantage, Scorpio, you'll need to travel much lighter. So please peel off your armor. Wipe that 40-pound sneer of doubt off your face. Bury your broken-down theories by the side of the path, and donate all your unnecessary props to the birds and the bees. Strip down, in other words, to the bare minimum. Where you're going, all you'll need are your good looks and a big, fresh attitude.
Especially those last two. My life is a mess of complications right now and I can't even begin to describe the entanglements - although maybe I'm just exaggerating for the sake of sounding more poetic.
June 10 through 16
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] A lesbian reader who calls herself "Speedy Slow-Hand" wrote to me, explaining that she keeps getting obsessed with the half-feral amazons whom her intense Scorpio self lusts after, which causes her to miss out on the nurturing women her softer side craves. Is it better to have someone to run the race with, she asked, or someone to massage her feet afterward? Whether or not you're in the hunt for love, Scorpio, I think her testimony is an apt metaphor for your current dilemma. Should you go with the choice that makes your spirit burn with pungent excitement, or should you opt for what feeds your soul with rich relaxation? There's at least a 30 percent possibility you could have both.
June 24 through 29
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] Congratulations, Scorpio. You've reached the end of the Big Squeeze. You've served your time in the bottleneck. And so I invite you to relax your pinched expression and let the Season of Experiments begin. According to my projections, you will soon be receiving a host of invitations to wander into the frontier with your raw sense of wonder turned up all the way. Please research each invitation thoroughly before choosing. When you've decided which adventures are most likely to enhance your understanding of the art of liberation, dive in.
July 8 through 14
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] How well are you capitalizing on this year's unique opportunities, Scorpio? Since we're midway through 2009, let's take an inventory. I hope that by now you have at least begun building the power spot or energy source that will serve as your foundation for the coming years. So much the better if it's more than halfway finished and will be ready for full use by the end of summer or early fall. Remember my promises: Life has been and will continue to be conspiring to get you settled in your ideal home base, supercharge your relationships with your closest allies, and connect you with the resources that will fuel your long-term quest.
July 15 through 21
SCORPIO [October 23-November 21] There goes your exaggerated respect for warped chunks of complications. Here comes an opportunity to make a break for bubbly freedom. To take advantage, Scorpio, you'll need to travel much lighter. So please peel off your armor. Wipe that 40-pound sneer of doubt off your face. Bury your broken-down theories by the side of the path, and donate all your unnecessary props to the birds and the bees. Strip down, in other words, to the bare minimum. Where you're going, all you'll need are your good looks and a big, fresh attitude.
Especially those last two. My life is a mess of complications right now and I can't even begin to describe the entanglements - although maybe I'm just exaggerating for the sake of sounding more poetic.