"Hi, I'm Chandler... could I BE wearing any more clothes?"
I love that episode of Friends... and yes, that means I like Friends. I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT.
I think the revolutionary war is currently being fought in my tummy. Wtf, body? Why must I always be at war with you?
Basically, I've stopped with the random dry-heaving-of-stomach-acid thing and have entered into the land of wanting-to-die-from-tummy-cramps. Really, fuck that. My stomach doctor is a LIAR and all those various oscopies were for naught.
Anyway, it's been a long weekend and I honestly have nothing to write about except to bitch about my health and boredom. I become a slave to the capitalist system once again tomorrow soooo... woo? Man, I hate adulthood. Even if I'm only doing a regular job twice a week.
I made these on Dream Avatar a while ago. It's an awesome site if you need to waste some time. I don't know why some have black backgrounds... oh well!
Here's J. Stew:
And Stephen:
Paul:
And Amy:
Rob:
And a weird-looking Ed:
Jason:
Why is he shirtless and holding a bat? Well, it's just another day for Jason Jones.
Sam Bee:
Tucker:
(this is probably my favorite one)
Tina Fey:
Nate (please ignore how much he looks like Rob):
And Demetri:
And now for the people who have yet to show up!
Aasif:
And, finally, Anderson!
Could I have made him look any gayer? Doubtful.
I'm sure I'll make the other characters at a later date when I no longer am feeling like death.
New News: Wolfowitz is OUTTA HERE! I'm sure all my IMF/World Bank-hater friends are jumping for joy. I'm just shocked that someone in the Bush administration who was actually directly involved in a scandal took the fall instead of some random person. Could this be progress? I somehow doubt it. Like... really.
Old News: Um... my eye lashes keep falling out and Happy Feet is a cute movie. Man, I really don't have anything to write about, do I?
Person of the Day: Chairman Mao. Why? Because I keep reading shit about China and the Beatles mention him in "Revolution 1." And I couldn't think of anyone else.
Song of the Day: "El Scorcho" by Weezer. I love Weezer. I don't care how much people mock me, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE WEEZER. Have I posted this song before? I have no memory.
Video of the Day:
It's George Harrison singing about being a pirate with Eric Idle. I don't think anything could own harder.
Quote of the Day:
"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
~Frederick from Woody Allen's movie Hannah and Her Sisters
Meme/quiz thing:
Big Five Test Results Extroversion (64%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Accommodation (78%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex).
Orderliness (34%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, scattered, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Emotional Stability (48%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive.
Inquisitiveness (58%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
Take Free Big Five Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
SLAUI:
easily confused, often late, rarely prepared, passionate about better the world's condition, easily distracted, wild and crazy, longs for a stabilizing relationship, prone to addiction, often rushed, show off, prone to worry, frequently loses things, does not accomplish work on time, acts without thinking, not good at sports, easily hurt, scatter-brained, very curious, spontaneous, not too hard working, aware of how the color and lighting of a room affects their mood, believes in a supernatural source of peace and love, can be talked into doing silly things, unpredictable, asks many questions, interested in others, upset by the misfortunes of strangers, believes in the importance of art, prefers have many different interests to just one, does not often know why they do things, moody, likes to be the center of attention, swayed by emotions, focuses on fantasies more than reality, acts without planning, becomes overwhelmed by events, able to disregard the rules, not good at saving money, eager to sooth hurt feelings, afraid of doing the wrong thing, can become aggressive when they feel hurt
I guess that's mostly true... except for the easily confused and acts without thinking ones. Everything else is pretty much spot on... weird.
I think the revolutionary war is currently being fought in my tummy. Wtf, body? Why must I always be at war with you?
Basically, I've stopped with the random dry-heaving-of-stomach-acid thing and have entered into the land of wanting-to-die-from-tummy-cramps. Really, fuck that. My stomach doctor is a LIAR and all those various oscopies were for naught.
Anyway, it's been a long weekend and I honestly have nothing to write about except to bitch about my health and boredom. I become a slave to the capitalist system once again tomorrow soooo... woo? Man, I hate adulthood. Even if I'm only doing a regular job twice a week.
I made these on Dream Avatar a while ago. It's an awesome site if you need to waste some time. I don't know why some have black backgrounds... oh well!
Here's J. Stew:
And Stephen:
Paul:
And Amy:
Rob:
And a weird-looking Ed:
Jason:
Why is he shirtless and holding a bat? Well, it's just another day for Jason Jones.
Sam Bee:
Tucker:
(this is probably my favorite one)
Tina Fey:
Nate (please ignore how much he looks like Rob):
And Demetri:
And now for the people who have yet to show up!
Aasif:
And, finally, Anderson!
Could I have made him look any gayer? Doubtful.
I'm sure I'll make the other characters at a later date when I no longer am feeling like death.
New News: Wolfowitz is OUTTA HERE! I'm sure all my IMF/World Bank-hater friends are jumping for joy. I'm just shocked that someone in the Bush administration who was actually directly involved in a scandal took the fall instead of some random person. Could this be progress? I somehow doubt it. Like... really.
Old News: Um... my eye lashes keep falling out and Happy Feet is a cute movie. Man, I really don't have anything to write about, do I?
Person of the Day: Chairman Mao. Why? Because I keep reading shit about China and the Beatles mention him in "Revolution 1." And I couldn't think of anyone else.
Song of the Day: "El Scorcho" by Weezer. I love Weezer. I don't care how much people mock me, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE WEEZER. Have I posted this song before? I have no memory.
Video of the Day:
Click to viewIt's George Harrison singing about being a pirate with Eric Idle. I don't think anything could own harder.
Quote of the Day:
"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
~Frederick from Woody Allen's movie Hannah and Her Sisters
Meme/quiz thing:
Big Five Test Results Extroversion (64%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Accommodation (78%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex).
Orderliness (34%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, scattered, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Emotional Stability (48%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive.
Inquisitiveness (58%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
Take Free Big Five Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
SLAUI:
easily confused, often late, rarely prepared, passionate about better the world's condition, easily distracted, wild and crazy, longs for a stabilizing relationship, prone to addiction, often rushed, show off, prone to worry, frequently loses things, does not accomplish work on time, acts without thinking, not good at sports, easily hurt, scatter-brained, very curious, spontaneous, not too hard working, aware of how the color and lighting of a room affects their mood, believes in a supernatural source of peace and love, can be talked into doing silly things, unpredictable, asks many questions, interested in others, upset by the misfortunes of strangers, believes in the importance of art, prefers have many different interests to just one, does not often know why they do things, moody, likes to be the center of attention, swayed by emotions, focuses on fantasies more than reality, acts without planning, becomes overwhelmed by events, able to disregard the rules, not good at saving money, eager to sooth hurt feelings, afraid of doing the wrong thing, can become aggressive when they feel hurt
I guess that's mostly true... except for the easily confused and acts without thinking ones. Everything else is pretty much spot on... weird.