Meme
Since I have nothing to do and feel like posting something...copying this from Shraddha's LJ.
1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put the title of the movie and who guessed it.
5. No Googling/using IMDB search functions.
Warning: Chick flicks...almost all! Ok...that's a hint too :P
1. Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes!
2. I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel.
3. Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
4. So none of the girls here eat anything?
Not since two became new four and zero became the new two
Well, I'm a six...
Which is the new fourteen.
5. I love this man, and there is no way I am going to give him up for some big-haired food critic.
6. Oh honey...you know what's happened? I got a runner in my pantyhose! I'm not wearing pantyhose...
7. This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.
And the second?
I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far.
8. You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Then what? My boobs are too big?
9. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sir, there are ours.
Oh, your gloves? Well how come, I mean, they're just sorta hanging there. Sleeping with their little price tag on
We were just discussing them. This is uhh...
Well I have news for you, you can go on discussing them long after I've paid for them.
10. That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
11. Do you know what time it is?
A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
12. I will end up living in that rotten house, full of spinsters, and no grandchildren.
13. I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
14. I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up.
15. Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
16. Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
17. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
18. You know what your problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a mother.
Maybe the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a spoiled, wise-ass little brat.
19. The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
20: I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put the title of the movie and who guessed it.
5. No Googling/using IMDB search functions.
Warning: Chick flicks...almost all! Ok...that's a hint too :P
1. Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes!
2. I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel.
3. Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
4. So none of the girls here eat anything?
Not since two became new four and zero became the new two
Well, I'm a six...
Which is the new fourteen.
5. I love this man, and there is no way I am going to give him up for some big-haired food critic.
6. Oh honey...you know what's happened? I got a runner in my pantyhose! I'm not wearing pantyhose...
7. This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.
And the second?
I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far.
8. You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Then what? My boobs are too big?
9. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sir, there are ours.
Oh, your gloves? Well how come, I mean, they're just sorta hanging there. Sleeping with their little price tag on
We were just discussing them. This is uhh...
Well I have news for you, you can go on discussing them long after I've paid for them.
10. That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
11. Do you know what time it is?
A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
12. I will end up living in that rotten house, full of spinsters, and no grandchildren.
13. I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
14. I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up.
15. Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
16. Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
17. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
18. You know what your problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a mother.
Maybe the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a spoiled, wise-ass little brat.
19. The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
20: I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.