Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
poetryin_motion's purse (30 points). In July on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-767 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
smiles_sweetly