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I just got done looking at a cosmopolitain or something mag. and I was reading about "The secret language of men"...alright I have to debate with this alittle bit.
First thing that I read...and I quote
"My policy: get a date to say my name aloud. If it sounds flat and uninspring, were not meant to be. If your name rolls off her tongue so magically that you can immediately imagine her screaming it out in bed or hollering it across a newly purchased condo, then you know that she is the girl for you" Benjamin,23
Alright Mr. Benjamin, if you ask a girl to sit there and say your name they are automattically going to say it in an offset, reason being...Why the hell would we just automatically just say your name like that. Now This is just my opinions but Im sure that there are some other girls out there that agree. Another thing, if a girl ever found out that that is the reason why you wanted to hear that, they would quickly think that you just wanted sex and that you were a jerk for having high standards such as a condo. Dont get me wrong, I would like a condo...but dang...Oh the whole magically thing throws you off...you just want sex. I really dont know a man that would put that in the same sentence as them screaming your name. I would think that in a marriage...O_o
Another..
"never shy away from crazy girls. heres my theory: you find a girl who does the most amazing things to you in the sack, but she has 50 cats and a bed full of oversized stuffed animals? you have to go for it-cats die, toys get ruined, but good sex is forever" Phillip,31
Well philip I dont that neccesarly you are finding a woman with a but load of stuffed animals on here bed because one you are 31, and you are talking about a woman..like that..she must be young....VERY YOUNG..teenage years. But yeah there are some girls that like stuffed animals but most of the time they mean something to them or they use them to help them sleep in the night. yes, me being one. But again, if I ever heard that I would slap you for your stupidity...again, your over 30. But what do I know lol.
Another...
"If the girl you are dating eats like a bird, watch out. She might be a cheap date, but these nil-by mouth chicks are low in energy and never like having sex with the lights on" Hamish, 25
Alright Mr. Hamish, now that I see guys really do examine the way girls eat, I will never eat infront of a man again. You have to realize, women hate eating infront of males because of that exact reason. They freak out if they are going to have katchup on there cheek or manonase at that fact. That is really emabarrasing and sometimes it makes us not like you anymore because we are too emabarrased. Yes, another thing are self concious about. Again with the whole sex thing, Shutup GAH lol. That makes women think that you only want it and that you strive to have it so much more than what women really are. So men, if your woman says no to sex, chill out, shes probably tired of you always doing that.
Okay I feel better lol.
First thing that I read...and I quote
"My policy: get a date to say my name aloud. If it sounds flat and uninspring, were not meant to be. If your name rolls off her tongue so magically that you can immediately imagine her screaming it out in bed or hollering it across a newly purchased condo, then you know that she is the girl for you" Benjamin,23
Alright Mr. Benjamin, if you ask a girl to sit there and say your name they are automattically going to say it in an offset, reason being...Why the hell would we just automatically just say your name like that. Now This is just my opinions but Im sure that there are some other girls out there that agree. Another thing, if a girl ever found out that that is the reason why you wanted to hear that, they would quickly think that you just wanted sex and that you were a jerk for having high standards such as a condo. Dont get me wrong, I would like a condo...but dang...Oh the whole magically thing throws you off...you just want sex. I really dont know a man that would put that in the same sentence as them screaming your name. I would think that in a marriage...O_o
Another..
"never shy away from crazy girls. heres my theory: you find a girl who does the most amazing things to you in the sack, but she has 50 cats and a bed full of oversized stuffed animals? you have to go for it-cats die, toys get ruined, but good sex is forever" Phillip,31
Well philip I dont that neccesarly you are finding a woman with a but load of stuffed animals on here bed because one you are 31, and you are talking about a woman..like that..she must be young....VERY YOUNG..teenage years. But yeah there are some girls that like stuffed animals but most of the time they mean something to them or they use them to help them sleep in the night. yes, me being one. But again, if I ever heard that I would slap you for your stupidity...again, your over 30. But what do I know lol.
Another...
"If the girl you are dating eats like a bird, watch out. She might be a cheap date, but these nil-by mouth chicks are low in energy and never like having sex with the lights on" Hamish, 25
Alright Mr. Hamish, now that I see guys really do examine the way girls eat, I will never eat infront of a man again. You have to realize, women hate eating infront of males because of that exact reason. They freak out if they are going to have katchup on there cheek or manonase at that fact. That is really emabarrasing and sometimes it makes us not like you anymore because we are too emabarrased. Yes, another thing are self concious about. Again with the whole sex thing, Shutup GAH lol. That makes women think that you only want it and that you strive to have it so much more than what women really are. So men, if your woman says no to sex, chill out, shes probably tired of you always doing that.
Okay I feel better lol.