OH HAI ENTERTAINMENT
Now that the Champions League is over, we have a lot to look forward to Ladies (and Gents). We have the World Cup coming up (merci Dieu), summer, and the all-amazing transfer window of the summer. So, to ease our ancy pants that want to fly off in excitement of the World Cup, we do have a few more weeks until that starts. So WTF is going to keep us satisfied? TRANSFERSSSSSSS!
So far, we've seen Sr. Villa move to Barfa Barcelona (which I still cry at the mere thought of), and now we've been told that Jose Mourinho will be joining us at the Bernabeu. So that means, goodbye genius Chilean, hello Moumou.
SO! The world's biggest diva, second only to Cristiano Ronaldo, is joining forces with the mentioned before. That means more drama, more jokes, and more hair gel than ever before.
Diva #4 will be leaving us for the Middle East this summer as we say Adios to Guti. And Diva #3 sits soundly in Argentina with all his fat-divaness as Diego Maradona makes sure the Barcelona keeping molding his hobbit into the new Jesus and Real Madrid start molding Gonzalo into the new statue of David.
Next we have the potential of an Asian Ivasion as rumors fly around again that David Silva will be joining Real Madrid. While I don't have too many qualms with this, it still makes me sad. We get to see Sr. Bitchface play against his mistress in the El Clasicos if this happens.
And lest not forget that there is always the ever dangling threat of Flopez throwing around more cash to buy players we don't need.
SO WHAT WILL IT BE THIS SUMMER?!? Will we get Silva? A new striker who is only surplus to our team? Who will we lose and who will we gain? Only time will tell and so will the World Cup.
So far, we've seen Sr. Villa move to Barfa Barcelona (which I still cry at the mere thought of), and now we've been told that Jose Mourinho will be joining us at the Bernabeu. So that means, goodbye genius Chilean, hello Moumou.
SO! The world's biggest diva, second only to Cristiano Ronaldo, is joining forces with the mentioned before. That means more drama, more jokes, and more hair gel than ever before.
Diva #4 will be leaving us for the Middle East this summer as we say Adios to Guti. And Diva #3 sits soundly in Argentina with all his fat-divaness as Diego Maradona makes sure the Barcelona keeping molding his hobbit into the new Jesus and Real Madrid start molding Gonzalo into the new statue of David.
Next we have the potential of an Asian Ivasion as rumors fly around again that David Silva will be joining Real Madrid. While I don't have too many qualms with this, it still makes me sad. We get to see Sr. Bitchface play against his mistress in the El Clasicos if this happens.
And lest not forget that there is always the ever dangling threat of Flopez throwing around more cash to buy players we don't need.
SO WHAT WILL IT BE THIS SUMMER?!? Will we get Silva? A new striker who is only surplus to our team? Who will we lose and who will we gain? Only time will tell and so will the World Cup.