A LIVERPOOL LOVE STORY
A Tale of Three Men: The Spaniard, the Italian, and the English man.
lol. Bare with me. This popped into my head while I was looking at the pictures on liverpoolreds.
It won't be as etertaining as it would be by someone else :P
And Aquilani scored for the Reds :D
Nando wanted a piece of that fine, Italian ass, and Stevie could tell. It was written all over his face as he glared down the boy who was attracting the attention of his one-true-slash love.
Nando: Omg, look at that ass bounce
Aquilani: I'm so sexy
Stevie: Who the fuck does he think he is?
Though, when he saw what Nando got to see, he could understand why.
Stevie: Well, he's not sooooo bad
Aquilani: I'm going fuck you, then you, then you.
But it still didn't make up for the fact that he's stealing his man.
Stevie: Whore.
Aquilani: We could do roleplay. You be Bella, and I'll be Edward
So Stevie sent a hit man out to get Alberto to show him who he's messing with.
Hitman: *karatechopyoass*
And another.
....
Just in case he didn't get the message.
But Danny had Aquilani's back just incase anyone else tried to mess with him.
Dany: WHAT BITCH WHAT!?!?! I got my foot in yo face, watcha gonna do? Huh? Huh??
And Nando scored. (it was the perfect opportunity for Stevie to show Alberto that Nando wants him)
And Aquilani got the message and wanted to show Stevie who he was messing with. Restraining one-another when Nando came to hug them in celebration, there was tension as Stevie tried not to karate chop him.
Nando: Like Oh Em Gee, hey guys!
But, Stevie couldn't take the risk, so he had Nando pulled off the field so that Aquilani couldn't get his pasta-eating paws off the fine, Spanish cuisine.
Nando: All these boys chasing me....so tiring.
But of course the ref had a complaint.
Ref: "FUCKING STEVEN GERRARD!! YOU JUST TOOK AWAY OUR TOY!!"
But, Stevie knew that he had messed up.
He soon came off the pitch to come and apologize to his baby, and spend his time with him.
Without the Italian mistress.
Stevie: Yeah, yeah, where is he?
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