Sergio Ramos Fashion Show
Heeey, sort of got the idea from woody in ramos_fans :B but I totally made it my own, I promise! Though I took a few of the pics ;)
And just to clear things up this was posted on another site, so the only reason "you've heard about it" is because they did xD
Ladies and Gentlemen, I prefer that you now take your seats as you await this glorious event. Right here, in Infinity Hall, Sam's CoS, we have a special surprise. You've heard whispers about it, you've speculated that it could happen, and guess what...IT FINALLY IS!
Jep, I've decided to sit down and take the time to do this silly activity for my own amusement, and hopefully yours too! There shall be some special guests, music to listen to while you read/watch/giggle (youtube link, of course), and well, grab snack if you want, but only if you find it necessary bbys.
And just to save time so I don't have to resize, THUMBNAIL VERSION! =D (they lead to bigger pictures fyi)
AND SO WE BEGIN!
La Musica: uno : dos
Sergio is a wheel of color, he wears anything from pink to black!
He's daring, magnificent, and open to any sort of fashion
that can be deemed SERGIO FASHION!
And if yellow isn't something he's in the mood for,
then there is always....PINK!
Sergio loves his pink, and as you can see, Nando quite
enjoys it as well! Oh, young boys...
BEDAZZLED TOO!
As they say, real men wear pink!
Sergio is a man of suits. He wears them when he
wants, how he wants, and
he wears them with charming good looks. Some are navy:
Some are black:
But they must always have some quirky detail...such as pin stripes...
Or silly gold ties...
Some are white:
Or, well, cream...
and then some are also...PIMP SUITS!:
Another favorite article of attire that Sergio
loves to wear are his soft cardigans! (ew.)
He has them in all different colors as you can very well see!
And he likes to wear them with stupid, ugly hats too xD
Maybe I should lend him my pretty purple one, eh?
If there is another thing he likes to wear, it's ties!
with cardigans...
And puppies
And jackets with too many zippers! =D
And prettier hair than me.... >=l
He also likes to coordinate them with his shirts!...
Is it just me, or are little ties like that the biggest fashion mistake, ever? oO
But don't worry ladies! (and gents) he can be casual too!
With weird shirts that have tucans =D
and blue sweaters that accent his tattoos and beautiful hair!
Designer brand clothing that are like South Pole! That over do it for me...
but whatever, all is good in Margaritaville!
And more designer brand stuff with shiny foil letters,
a manpurse, and outlandish shades =D
OH MY!
But no need to worry! He can be plain as welL!
with all white and...croqs? oO
I remember that day...it's when we
found out he cut his hair...so tragic D:
And casual shirts with "BOOTY" on them!
Black pants that accentuate his legs, flashy belts,
a polo, and hat go nicely together while golfing.
Don't be surprised if your grandpa wears it the next day!
Sergio knows what's hip!
Casual black with horribly light blue patched jeans! =D
Sergio is THE fashionista of Football.
Sergio also has a love for jackets as we have seen!
With this too-many-zippered leather beauty:
Or is that some sort of satin? oO
And why not a shiny red on with a hoodie and scarf underneath?
Did we not mention his love for scarves?!
WELL HE DOES!
And then some very plain yet daring jackets
that make all the ladies (aka me) go gaga!
The way it angles like Mrs. Beckhams hair!
Then there are the darker, more outdoors jackets he likes to wear,
with a cute winter-hat! Or whatever to want to call it.
Purple ones too, he's taking over Barnies show next fall!
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you, won't you want to shag me too?
Don't mind my lame qualities ;D
Sergio also loves the color gold!
Shiny gold jackets with a cream scarf,
looking as fine as can be! (srsly...my favorite photo...ever)
AND WATCH OUT LADIES!
GOLD SWIMTRUNKS TOO!
And let's not forget the gold tie ;D
And amazing button up shirts!
Colorful pants with....sandals sadly, but that's okay!
Brown ones with funny things around his neck...
And yes, he does get tired of people telling him how sexy he is
Talk to the hand Pepe, you only wish you were this pretty!
And lastly, what Sergio loves most! Whenever he can!
HIDE YOUR BOYFRIENDS!
SHOWING OFF HIS BODY!
Reeking his Spanish essence like no other man can,
his hair slicked back and showing off his bronze arms and charming smile.
Sergio works what his mama gave him!
And when there is more to him...HE SHOWS IT OFF!
Like these lovely tattoos!
But he never fails to be modest as he tries to
distract your eyes with the blueness of his blouse!
But after games...it's all eyes only this little boy:
And let's not forget the swimsuit!
And sometimes little is there....
Except a giant, orange wrap
"This is my sexy face...are you sexified yet?"
and then the most dangerous thing to our ovaries...
!@@#@#$!@#!@#%%^$^@
Ah, the many styles of Sergio....
Well, are you sexified yet by this Spanish Fashionista?
Will you now run out to the store to buy yourself a lovely cardigan,
a gold tie, and some colorful pants?
Join us next time here at Infinity Hall, as we have more to come!