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Question: How many college students does it take to open a bottle of wine?
Answer: Two blondes, a brunette, and a knife- to stab the cork back into the bottle, releasing a spray of alcohol into the air. Also, a hall director knocking on the door and telling everyone he can hear them from a floor below.
sooo much fun last night <33
Answer: Two blondes, a brunette, and a knife- to stab the cork back into the bottle, releasing a spray of alcohol into the air. Also, a hall director knocking on the door and telling everyone he can hear them from a floor below.
sooo much fun last night <33