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My brother wrote this and I found it. I thought it was hilarious.
why musicians are cooler than real people
musicians are cooler than real people for many awesome reasons.
we can be polygomous and get away with it
long hair is cooler than short hair and chops are way cooler than your stupid, half-assed hipster sideburns.
flannel is the choice of champions.
we could not shower for a week and girls will think we're even sexier.
we are fucking raw and we don't give a fucking shit about anything.
we can have sex with music, you can only have foreplay.
we can sweat on you and you'll bless yourself like its holy water.
when off the stage, we can ACT like real people.
we can smoke pot and still be productive.
we organize tones in a manner that will get you moist.
we are allowed to wear tight blue jeans even if we don't have an ass.
we can hallucinate at will.
we are allowed to do drugs and kill ourselves in the name of fame.
only we are allowed to have children we don't know about.
and only we are allowed to show up to work in dirty clothes, with unbrushed teeth, greasy hair, and an appetite for destruction.
rock.
why musicians are cooler than real people
musicians are cooler than real people for many awesome reasons.
we can be polygomous and get away with it
long hair is cooler than short hair and chops are way cooler than your stupid, half-assed hipster sideburns.
flannel is the choice of champions.
we could not shower for a week and girls will think we're even sexier.
we are fucking raw and we don't give a fucking shit about anything.
we can have sex with music, you can only have foreplay.
we can sweat on you and you'll bless yourself like its holy water.
when off the stage, we can ACT like real people.
we can smoke pot and still be productive.
we organize tones in a manner that will get you moist.
we are allowed to wear tight blue jeans even if we don't have an ass.
we can hallucinate at will.
we are allowed to do drugs and kill ourselves in the name of fame.
only we are allowed to have children we don't know about.
and only we are allowed to show up to work in dirty clothes, with unbrushed teeth, greasy hair, and an appetite for destruction.
rock.