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Lessons I've come to learn in life
1. rules arnt truely rules, merely suggestions.
2. Curfew is only important when suggested BEFORE your parents go to sleep. Afterwards, hell when will they know what time you get home... THEY'RE ASLEEP!
3. " Your in trouble" really doesnt mean anything until further acted upon.
4. There is no such thing as grounding as long as you have a sufficiant ride to leave your house with out anyone knowing your leaving until your actually gone.
5. Its not "running away" if u call you mother each day to tell her your safe and havnt been raped yet.
6. Being sorry and acting ashamed of what you have done only gives your parents the feeling of accomplishment in your punishment. Act as if you could care less and they seem to get frustrated and soon dont care.
7. When asking a question and receving a no, never really means no. With much nagging/begging/bribing a "no" can easily change into a yes.
8. Your parents have done everything you've done if not worse. So they have NO ROOM to discuss how bad you are.
9. If they are concerned about where you are going or the people you are with simpley say " im going out to do drugs, drink alcohol, get mad wasted off my ass and go have sex with at least 5 people" then smile say jk and leave. It leaves them in suspence. They like that :)
10. And number 10. Live life! You only get one shot at it so you might as well do everything you can right? Don't let little things stand in your way of fun. Your parents will always love you no matter what. So who says you cant rebel every once in a while.
Im feeling rebellious tonite ; )
I've come to the conclusion...
being sick = cramming as many mg's of drugs into your system without slipping into a coma during your sleep.
I Love Life! The End