Haha another funny spam. (Updated)
Today, I got this message in my inbox:
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Нужна работа?
Мы предлагаем работу!
(495)504`81_57
Главные бухгалтеры
с опытом работы не менее трех лет
на полную занятость в аутсорсинговую компанию.
Офис: станция метро Каховская или Профсоюзная.
Возрастные ограничения: 20 - 40 лет.
Знание программы «1С:Бухгалтерия 7.7»
обязательно.
Заработная плата до 60000 рублей и выше
(по итогам работы).
Имеется возможность совместительства
(по вечерам и в выходные дни). Работа в офисе.
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And I decided to reply with this:
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Dear Comrade,
I appreciate the correspondence, but I am afraid I don't speak a lick of Russian.
Sincerely,
Zombie Lenin
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Come to think of it, I should have run it through a translator. In fact, I think I'll do so now. Probably just spam for Cialis or penny stocks, though.
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The translated text reads as follows:
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Is necessary work? We propose work! (ya9shch)shch0ya`8y_shch" Chief accountants with the work experience not are less than three years to the full employment into the autsorsingovuyu company. Office: the station of the metro is Kakhovka or is trade-union. The age limits: 20 - 40 years. The knowledge of the program of "yS:Bukhgalteriya 7.7" is compulsory. Wages to 60000 rubles is above (on the sums of work). There is a possibility of pluralism (in the evenings, also, during the weekends). Work in the office.
***
Нужна работа?
Мы предлагаем работу!
(495)504`81_57
Главные бухгалтеры
с опытом работы не менее трех лет
на полную занятость в аутсорсинговую компанию.
Офис: станция метро Каховская или Профсоюзная.
Возрастные ограничения: 20 - 40 лет.
Знание программы «1С:Бухгалтерия 7.7»
обязательно.
Заработная плата до 60000 рублей и выше
(по итогам работы).
Имеется возможность совместительства
(по вечерам и в выходные дни). Работа в офисе.
***
And I decided to reply with this:
***
Dear Comrade,
I appreciate the correspondence, but I am afraid I don't speak a lick of Russian.
Sincerely,
Zombie Lenin
***
Come to think of it, I should have run it through a translator. In fact, I think I'll do so now. Probably just spam for Cialis or penny stocks, though.
~~~
The translated text reads as follows:
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Is necessary work? We propose work! (ya9shch)shch0ya`8y_shch" Chief accountants with the work experience not are less than three years to the full employment into the autsorsingovuyu company. Office: the station of the metro is Kakhovka or is trade-union. The age limits: 20 - 40 years. The knowledge of the program of "yS:Bukhgalteriya 7.7" is compulsory. Wages to 60000 rubles is above (on the sums of work). There is a possibility of pluralism (in the evenings, also, during the weekends). Work in the office.