Why me?

Jan 04, 2006 12:21

You know there are so many other girls that would kill for this. The common side effect of birth control pills is weight gain. And thats fine. I was prepared for that. But when I noticed my stomach getting smaller, I was happy. And while my stomach has gotten smaller, as have my legs because I know my jeans are fitting better...there is one section of my body which has gotten bigger: my boobs. Im now a 36DDD and let me tell you, these things hurt. My back is positively killing me. This morning I woke up and got out of bed and by the time I managed to get to the bathroom..which is like 5 ft from my room, I was in tears. I think I'm going to a chiropractor soon, and a yoga class because apparently that helps with back alignment. Pete joked that I was going to be a hunchback in 2 years...and man is it true. So my options are...1. diet and exercise to see what happens. 2. change the birth control pills and see what happens. 3. take a machetti (sp?) to these puppies and see what happens. 4. get a sex change and see what happens (kidding pete)

Those apparently are my options. Any suggestions?
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