Meme Results
I posted a meme earlier -
I'm gonna make a list of 10 characters, it is a secret list. If you want, comment to this post with a question like, "2 and 8 have a dance off, who wins?" and then I answer them in a separate post and it is the most fun meme ever. And you can ask as many questions as you like.
*assumes begging stance* Please?
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And here is the resulting Q/A!
1. Superman (Clark Kent)
2. James Wilson
3. Captain Malcom Reynolds
4. Jayne Cobb
5. Han Solo
6. Batman (Bruce Wayne)
7. Sam Winchester
8. Dean Winchester
9.Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
10. Greg House
lord_of_fools said - 'If 3 and 7 were in prison, who would be the bitch?' -
Oh wow. I mean, this was an amusing question BEFORE I made the list. Now, I'm in a pile of giggles. Ok, *clears throat* - If Sam Winchester and Malcom Reynolds were in prison together... Wow... God, Ok, well Sam's all nice and squishy on the outside, but dude, did you SEEN that sex scene in the werewolf episode? Not to mention the whole 'coming back from hell a wee bit screwy' business. Yet, Mal's all... Mal. I mean, *huffs*. Hmm, I think Mal would get desperate for a lay first, try to take advantage of poor innocent little Sammy, then quickly find out while Sammy is not wealthy, he is niether small nore particularly innocent. Yeah, you heard me, John Winchester's Marine Kung-fu beats Mal's mad scrambling in a barfight any day. So, Mal would be the bitch. Sorry Mal. I won't tell Jayne.
ewerts said - 'How about if 10 and 8 were stuck on a stranded island, what would they do?'
Dean Winchester and House? Well, there'd be a battle Royale over House's gameboy, until it died. Then, there would be the late night metallica chants pitted against flung coconuts - You've seen House fling those mini-basketballs, he could take down an ARMY. Then, House would fall violently ill and nearly die, vainly trying to diagnoise himself until Dean declares it's Demon Monkey Flu and refuses to help him until he coughs up the flame print cane. Dude. It's hot.
miss_tikka said - 'if 5 and 10 had to host a tv show... who would be the higher paid host?'
Han Solo versus House? I think it would depend on the day. It would be an ongoing competition, because House doesn't care, but to drive Han up the wall, he'd make sure to keep the biggest tab. Han, of course, will steal from his own mother. Or kidnap Leia so he can propose. Yes, apparently to the Solo family, abduction means love. Anyway, I seem many cane battles on the air, though the show will be famous and run for 25 years.
lux_astraea said - 'Who'd kiss who first 4, or 6?'
Jayne Cobb and Bruce Wayne. I see a long moment of them staring at each other before both going 'Oh God' and trying not to gag. Then, Bruce, seeing a way to make this far more uncomfortable for Jayne then it is for himself, would smile viciously, give Jayne a biiiiiiiiig sloppy kiss, and smirk happily for the rest of the day. Jayne would likely sit in a corner, try and convince himself of his own manliness, and cry. Dick, of course, would see this footage later - courtesy of Tim, who's stalker habits come in handy for mortifying the father figure - and plot to put Jayne and Bruce together at every major function, just because he could. Jayne shoots his dog in vengence. Or intends to, instead finding out Dick doesn't own a dog and wonders who's dog he killed.
I'm gonna make a list of 10 characters, it is a secret list. If you want, comment to this post with a question like, "2 and 8 have a dance off, who wins?" and then I answer them in a separate post and it is the most fun meme ever. And you can ask as many questions as you like.
*assumes begging stance* Please?
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And here is the resulting Q/A!
1. Superman (Clark Kent)
2. James Wilson
3. Captain Malcom Reynolds
4. Jayne Cobb
5. Han Solo
6. Batman (Bruce Wayne)
7. Sam Winchester
8. Dean Winchester
9.Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
10. Greg House
lord_of_fools said - 'If 3 and 7 were in prison, who would be the bitch?' -
Oh wow. I mean, this was an amusing question BEFORE I made the list. Now, I'm in a pile of giggles. Ok, *clears throat* - If Sam Winchester and Malcom Reynolds were in prison together... Wow... God, Ok, well Sam's all nice and squishy on the outside, but dude, did you SEEN that sex scene in the werewolf episode? Not to mention the whole 'coming back from hell a wee bit screwy' business. Yet, Mal's all... Mal. I mean, *huffs*. Hmm, I think Mal would get desperate for a lay first, try to take advantage of poor innocent little Sammy, then quickly find out while Sammy is not wealthy, he is niether small nore particularly innocent. Yeah, you heard me, John Winchester's Marine Kung-fu beats Mal's mad scrambling in a barfight any day. So, Mal would be the bitch. Sorry Mal. I won't tell Jayne.
ewerts said - 'How about if 10 and 8 were stuck on a stranded island, what would they do?'
Dean Winchester and House? Well, there'd be a battle Royale over House's gameboy, until it died. Then, there would be the late night metallica chants pitted against flung coconuts - You've seen House fling those mini-basketballs, he could take down an ARMY. Then, House would fall violently ill and nearly die, vainly trying to diagnoise himself until Dean declares it's Demon Monkey Flu and refuses to help him until he coughs up the flame print cane. Dude. It's hot.
miss_tikka said - 'if 5 and 10 had to host a tv show... who would be the higher paid host?'
Han Solo versus House? I think it would depend on the day. It would be an ongoing competition, because House doesn't care, but to drive Han up the wall, he'd make sure to keep the biggest tab. Han, of course, will steal from his own mother. Or kidnap Leia so he can propose. Yes, apparently to the Solo family, abduction means love. Anyway, I seem many cane battles on the air, though the show will be famous and run for 25 years.
lux_astraea said - 'Who'd kiss who first 4, or 6?'
Jayne Cobb and Bruce Wayne. I see a long moment of them staring at each other before both going 'Oh God' and trying not to gag. Then, Bruce, seeing a way to make this far more uncomfortable for Jayne then it is for himself, would smile viciously, give Jayne a biiiiiiiiig sloppy kiss, and smirk happily for the rest of the day. Jayne would likely sit in a corner, try and convince himself of his own manliness, and cry. Dick, of course, would see this footage later - courtesy of Tim, who's stalker habits come in handy for mortifying the father figure - and plot to put Jayne and Bruce together at every major function, just because he could. Jayne shoots his dog in vengence. Or intends to, instead finding out Dick doesn't own a dog and wonders who's dog he killed.