......................................WUT?
*LOOKING THROUGH HIS DAILY SCHEDULE BOOK WHILE WALKING OUT OF THE DOOR* ...IF I GET MY GROCERIES FROM NOW UNTIL ELEVEN FORTY-FIVE I CAN VISIT HWANG'S FAMILY AT-- *NOTICES A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO HIS FRONT DOOR, A PIECE OF PAPER THAT IS ALSO TAPED TO EVERY ONE OF HIS NEIGHBOR'S DOORS...*
ATTENTION RESIDENT.
DUE TO THE FACT THAT ONLY THE RESIDENT IN 202 PAID HIS MONTHLY RENT, YOUR LANDLORD IS NOW BANKRUPT. PLEASE VACATE YOUR RESIDENCE IMMEDATELY, OR ELSE WE THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE FORCED TO CHASE YOU OUT WITH LARGE DOGS.
CALL THE FOLLOWING NUMBER AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO PICK UP YOUR POSSESSIONS.
THANK YOU.
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WHAT?! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! *HEARS BARKING NOT TOO FAR AWAY* *TURNS TO SEE THREE LARGE DOGS RUNNING AT HIM* GAH!! BAD DOGGIES! BAD! *DROPS EVERYTHING HE WAS CARRYING AND STARTS RUNNING*
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*TWENTY MINUTES LATER, IS PANTING IN FRONT OF THE YI HOUSE HOLD* *BANGS ON THE DOOR* I'M HOMELESS... I'M HOMELESS... HOW ARE THEY GOING TO MAIL ME MY PAYCHECKS NOW?! *CRIES*