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Aug 28, 2005 17:48

OOC/IC Renji and Duo crack!chat


Too lazy to edit screennames out XD;

The Dork in Red (11:57:35 AM): Marianne-mun needs to get online so Renji can ask her to the ball. xD
DragonQueen13333 (11:57:46 AM): Duo: No, dammit, I'm gonna win~~
The Dork in Red (11:58:06 AM): Renji: Hahah, you don't have a girl with a crazy crush on you! Wait, I'm not supposed to realize that...
DragonQueen13333 (11:58:33 AM): I don't know what girls are still single.. XD; though dib mun said stephanie could go with him. but they might be a scary couple, I think stephanie's pretty crazy...
DragonQueen13333 (11:58:43 AM): XD silly renji. almost as oblivious as hina, eh?
The Dork in Red (11:59:16 AM): Well, Hina's hooked up (as you know) and Rukia's....complicated. XD
DragonQueen13333 (11:59:43 AM): very complicated. ¬.¬ poor renji~
The Dork in Red (12:00:01 PM): especially with the chemistry between her and Russell. XD
DragonQueen13333 (12:00:16 PM): yeess. I am having such a hard time deciding who I prefer here!! haha
DragonQueen13333 (12:00:28 PM): renruku or russruki
The Dork in Red (12:00:29 PM): Renji: *betrayed look*
DragonQueen13333 (12:00:47 PM): Aww, sorry Renji. but they are so cute!
The Dork in Red (12:00:57 PM): Renji: NO THEY'RE NOT. *goes off in corner to be emo*
DragonQueen13333 (12:01:45 PM): Duo: Want me to come pester you into being happy again? ^__^
The Dork in Red (12:01:49 PM): Renji: I DO NOT!!! Just because I have the emo glasses.....
The Dork in Red (12:02:02 PM): Renji: Fuck off, Duo!
DragonQueen13333 (12:02:57 PM): Duo: You wound me, buddy. ;_; I thought we had something going, with that tackle you gave me... *innocent look*
The Dork in Red (12:03:33 PM): Renji: SICKO! No wonder you can't find a date. XP Better start asking the guys!
DragonQueen13333 (12:04:25 PM): Duo: Nah, I only like girls- except for you, Renji-dear! *bats eyelashes* Love knows no gender!
The Dork in Red (12:04:36 PM): Renji: .....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
DragonQueen13333 (12:05:03 PM): *grin* yeah. 2 weeks!
DragonQueen13333 (12:05:15 PM): Duo: *blows a kiss*
The Dork in Red (12:05:45 PM): Renji: Don't make me punch those pretty lips into next Tuesday, ass!
DragonQueen13333 (12:06:45 PM): Duo: So hostile. ;_; You need to have anger management, Renji-boy! You're scaring everyone off!
The Dork in Red (12:07:03 PM): Renji: Maybe that's what I want to do.
DragonQueen13333 (12:08:09 PM): Duo: Oooh. Anti-social habits aren't good, you know! Yeesh, you're as bad as Heero. Only more violent. And less suicidal. And more talkitive.
The Dork in Red (12:08:42 PM): Renji: .....yeah, me 'n Heero, twins separated at birth.
DragonQueen13333 (12:09:21 PM): Duo: I knew there was something funny about you two!! Sneaky devils.
The Dork in Red (12:09:43 PM): Renji: *snorts* I was bein' SARCASTIC, ya twit.
DragonQueen13333 (12:10:19 PM): Duo: And I was playin' along with you, ya numbskull. Yes. That's it~
The Dork in Red (12:10:44 PM): Renji: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. *thwacks Duo on the head*
DragonQueen13333 (12:11:52 PM): Duo: Oww ow ow! Don't be so abusive, you'll damage me brain cells more than bludgers already have!
The Dork in Red (12:12:36 PM): Renji: Lucky for you, you don't got any braincells to damage!
DragonQueen13333 (12:13:25 PM): Duo: Hypocrite. All your braincells packed up and left when you got those crazy tattoos! They couldn't bear being near the strange things!
The Dork in Red (12:14:02 PM): Renji: Liar! My braincells are IN my tattoos!
DragonQueen13333 (12:14:59 PM): Duo: ...Explains a lot. They're far away from your brain then, after all!
DragonQueen13333 (12:15:17 PM): Duo: So you don't use 'em! Nyah~
The Dork in Red (12:15:21 PM): Renji: Why you.... *POUNCES* NOOGIE TIME!
DragonQueen13333 (12:16:01 PM): Duo: NONONO NOT AGAIN!! ...You really like grabbing my head, don't you? To give me "noogies" suuure!
The Dork in Red (12:16:26 PM): Renji: Just for that, I'm addin' in a wedge. *WEDGIES*
DragonQueen13333 (12:17:18 PM): Duo: GAH! Nuuuu! Shinigami will kick j00 @$$, just you wait and see!
The Dork in Red (12:17:54 PM): Renji: Suuuuure, Wedgied Boy! Just you try!
DragonQueen13333 (12:18:18 PM): Duo: I just don't want to hurt you, y
The Dork in Red (12:18:19 PM): (zomg, log was so cute. xD *just finished)
DragonQueen13333 (12:18:27 PM): *y'know! With my crazy-mad powers
The Dork in Red (12:18:49 PM): Renji: Che! All talk, no action. You'll never win the girls that way, y'know. XP
DragonQueen13333 (12:19:43 PM): Duo: Well, if any girls were NEARBY... I'd show you my girl skills. Not as though I've lacked for 'em in the past! They're just weird this way. And what about you? You don't exactly have girls hangin' off you, except for that Mari-whatsit
The Dork in Red (12:20:14 PM): Renji: Marianne, ya twit! *thwacks Duo* And she doesn't hang offa me. We're pals.
DragonQueen13333 (12:20:38 PM): Duo: Uhuh. Least I
DragonQueen13333 (12:20:42 PM): argh!
DragonQueen13333 (12:20:52 PM): *Least I'm not as oblivious as you when it comes to the chicks!
The Dork in Red (12:21:16 PM): Renji: *gives Duo a weird look* Whaddya mean, "oblivious"?
DragonQueen13333 (12:22:46 PM): Duo: O-b-l-v-... Um. Nevermind. As in, don't see when a girl likes ya! Don't let yourself see when you like a girl! Ya idjit.
The Dork in Red (12:24:11 PM): Renji: ....you're crazy, Duo. I'd know if a girl had a crush on me....they're so fucking obvious. *rolls eyes* And just because I don't go blabbing about it doens't mean I don't know when I like a girl. Idiot.
DragonQueen13333 (12:25:40 PM): Duo: Ah, of course. Sorry, sir. That's why you know who likes you now, eh? And why you are Rukia are hooked up... :3
The Dork in Red (12:26:10 PM): Renji: What the hell? SHUT UP ABOUT RUKIA.
DragonQueen13333 (12:26:37 PM): Duo: Oopsie daisy, touched a nerve~
The Dork in Red (12:26:52 PM): Renji: You little... *grabs Duo's collar*
DragonQueen13333 (12:27:56 PM): Duo: Not the priestly collar! *chokes* Oy, oy, no need to strangle me just 'cos she sees how braincell-less you are!
The Dork in Red (12:28:39 PM): Renji: *tosses Duo aside with a snort of disgust* Fuck off.
DragonQueen13333 (12:29:46 PM): Duo: *from a position sprawled against the wall* C'mon, mate. You need to take things less seriously! Laugh it off, take things in your stride.. Makes things smoother and you won't have such a dangerously high blood pressure!
The Dork in Red (12:30:28 PM): Renji: My bloodpressure's fine, you motherfucker. Go be a little shitball to somebody else.
DragonQueen13333 (12:31:12 PM): Duo: Since you obviously don't love me anymore... *sniffle*
The Dork in Red (12:31:48 PM): Renji: *sighs and tugs hair* I'm sorry, Duo....just....leave me alone for a bit, alright?
DragonQueen13333 (12:32:26 PM): Duo: Sorry, man. Didn't mean to get you all glum an' stuff! o.o;
The Dork in Red (12:32:57 PM): Renji: 'S'alright.
DragonQueen13333 (12:34:08 PM): Duo: But if you're absolutely hopeless can't find a date for the ball, you know yoou can call on me! ^_~ *flees a safe distance away*
The Dork in Red (12:34:29 PM): Renji: Th----WHAT THE HELL? WHY YOU---!! *GIVES CHASE*
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