"Why I Should Win Nintendo World Championships"
The main reason is because i vow to submit my friends
to the grueling challenges that lie within.I would throw
a party. Get them nice and intoxicated.Start talking about
nintendo and get the smack talk flowing.That is when I
would pull out the old toaster."10 bucks to play , winner
take all" I will utter whilst hooking it up.Then I will wait
for the first person who may have a chance at beating me.
During their turn I would casually say" you know you are
playing a 5000 dollar cartridge" when the long bar drops in tetris
in hopes they move it one space too far . With the winnings from my
victory (that's right i said it) I would buy a wii finally
so I could injure myself and loved ones by playing tennis.
thank you
(BTW there is a 5 entry limit so this is the first in a series)
to the grueling challenges that lie within.I would throw
a party. Get them nice and intoxicated.Start talking about
nintendo and get the smack talk flowing.That is when I
would pull out the old toaster."10 bucks to play , winner
take all" I will utter whilst hooking it up.Then I will wait
for the first person who may have a chance at beating me.
During their turn I would casually say" you know you are
playing a 5000 dollar cartridge" when the long bar drops in tetris
in hopes they move it one space too far . With the winnings from my
victory (that's right i said it) I would buy a wii finally
so I could injure myself and loved ones by playing tennis.
thank you
(BTW there is a 5 entry limit so this is the first in a series)