red light special
my dad told me he read gas prices are on track to rise to 6 dollars a gallon by next year. granted my dad is no dan rather, but if he is correct it won't just be hippies riding their bikes to work anymore. better start pulling those baseball cards out of your spokes.
walmart is the worst place on the earth. i went there today to purchase my own catch phrase, which if you weren't aware, is the drunken party game sweeping the nation. anyways i'm standing in line and all of a sudden this rather large woman brings her kid to the front of the store. this little girl is just screaming at the top of her lungs. i didn't even know a 3 year old girl could be capable of creating such horrible noise. and it's just giving me and the entire store a piercing headache and of course the woman stays in line and just lets the girl scream her head off. i listen closely and realize that this little girl is screaming because she wants a hotdog from the walmart concession stand. now while i don't know why any person would willingly eat a walmart hotdog, i wanted to buy the girl a hot dog and jam it down her throat in the worst way so she would shut the fuck up. god, i hate walmart and hot dogs and screaming little girls. catch phrase, however, is still sweet.
walmart is the worst place on the earth. i went there today to purchase my own catch phrase, which if you weren't aware, is the drunken party game sweeping the nation. anyways i'm standing in line and all of a sudden this rather large woman brings her kid to the front of the store. this little girl is just screaming at the top of her lungs. i didn't even know a 3 year old girl could be capable of creating such horrible noise. and it's just giving me and the entire store a piercing headache and of course the woman stays in line and just lets the girl scream her head off. i listen closely and realize that this little girl is screaming because she wants a hotdog from the walmart concession stand. now while i don't know why any person would willingly eat a walmart hotdog, i wanted to buy the girl a hot dog and jam it down her throat in the worst way so she would shut the fuck up. god, i hate walmart and hot dogs and screaming little girls. catch phrase, however, is still sweet.