Random shizzle...
Right, well, yeah, and then, with the, as well, because...
So anyways, I was in a car crash and seeing as I haven't really updated in a while, I thought I'd tell you all (all 4 of you) and get a bit of sympathy innit. Might as well milk it eh?
It happened on Thursday, as me and my brother were leaving Birmingham. And oh lordy it was horrific - in fact the policeman said it was one of the worst accidents he'd ever seen and we were all lucky to be alive.
Okay, so I'm bullshitting you, but yeah, it was quite nasty.
The story is that there was a lorry on fire to the side of the road we were on (well, it looked like it was on fire, there was lots of smoke, as you'd expect) and I reckon a lot of drivers were looking across because the traffic backed up quite a bit and my brother had to brake really sharp. It was a "thank fuck we stopped in time" moment and neither of us even thought about what was behind us (we were in a van ya see) and the next second was THE loudest bang in the history of noise and we were rammed forward into the car in front. I twatted my head on the back of the seat and then was obviously forced forward in my seat, causing slight pain around my chest and stomach area (you can see what I mean by milking it now can't you?).
Being the pussy I am I didn't even get out of the van, but my brother has since told me that I would have been shocked if I'd have seen the damage caused to the car behind. My brother's van took a little bit of a battering, but not much considering the impact of the crash.
Everyone did the "exchanging details" doo dah and my main concern switched to us being late for the gig (which was fucking excellent by the way). After what seemed like forever we were allowed to go.
Four days on and my neck still smarts a little, but it's nothing major and a few painkillers will keep it a-okay. I've been told to have a few days off work an' that, so it's all a bit yay really.
Not related to the crash but related to my health, I thought I'd found a lump on Mr Test the Icle, but the doctor doesn't think it's anything to worry about. And you don't really wanna hear all about my ballbag, so we'll leave that one there.
Two weeks 'til I see Jimmy Carr - woot.
So yeah, the gig - twas a fucking belter. In fact, it was better than anyone reading this. It was better than your mums too. The whole shebang was a memorable experience, but one of the funniest moments came early on when Nigel (lead singer) broke into a little rendition of "Thunder only happens when it's raining..." followed by "...incorrect". Top fucking shelf.
I have no fucking money again. Like, literally. Ah well, fuck 'em. (I'm not quite sure who em is, but I apologise to anyone called Emile, Emerson, Emma or Emily - my foul-mouthed tirade was not aimed at you).
I have a very nice penis. No, really, it's uber nice. Anyone who requests a viewing should make an appointment at the front desk.
Worms is one of the funniest Playstation games eva!!!11 I think a mere 3 quid for a second hand version isn't a bad little purchase. Although that 3 quid could have gone on money for my bus fare. Pah!
Viva La Bam is funnAy. Fact. I can't believe how long Ryan Dunn's beard is, although I think he looks better with some manly stubble, rather than a full on bush. And April is one of the coolest mum's on the planet. In the episode where Slayer (*spit*) play at Bam's house, she's like "Yeah, I like heavy metal". How many people have mum's who say things like that and mean it?
I love my mum to bits, don't get me wrong, but she's not 'down with the kids'. My dad is though, but he got into trouble for that***.
Talking of paedos - Jackson ain't one! It's about time the fame and money whores leave the man alone now. He's innocent, so people need to stop trying to ruin the man's life more than it's been ruined already. Fuckers.
I have NO idea why I'm writing all this in my journal. No-one reads it, no-one likes me, no-one cares.
*** This is not true.
MSN won't work and I want to stab it in the face!!!!111!!
Oh, and congratulations to Deron and Felissa on the birth of their lil' nipper.
So anyways, I was in a car crash and seeing as I haven't really updated in a while, I thought I'd tell you all (all 4 of you) and get a bit of sympathy innit. Might as well milk it eh?
It happened on Thursday, as me and my brother were leaving Birmingham. And oh lordy it was horrific - in fact the policeman said it was one of the worst accidents he'd ever seen and we were all lucky to be alive.
Okay, so I'm bullshitting you, but yeah, it was quite nasty.
The story is that there was a lorry on fire to the side of the road we were on (well, it looked like it was on fire, there was lots of smoke, as you'd expect) and I reckon a lot of drivers were looking across because the traffic backed up quite a bit and my brother had to brake really sharp. It was a "thank fuck we stopped in time" moment and neither of us even thought about what was behind us (we were in a van ya see) and the next second was THE loudest bang in the history of noise and we were rammed forward into the car in front. I twatted my head on the back of the seat and then was obviously forced forward in my seat, causing slight pain around my chest and stomach area (you can see what I mean by milking it now can't you?).
Being the pussy I am I didn't even get out of the van, but my brother has since told me that I would have been shocked if I'd have seen the damage caused to the car behind. My brother's van took a little bit of a battering, but not much considering the impact of the crash.
Everyone did the "exchanging details" doo dah and my main concern switched to us being late for the gig (which was fucking excellent by the way). After what seemed like forever we were allowed to go.
Four days on and my neck still smarts a little, but it's nothing major and a few painkillers will keep it a-okay. I've been told to have a few days off work an' that, so it's all a bit yay really.
Not related to the crash but related to my health, I thought I'd found a lump on Mr Test the Icle, but the doctor doesn't think it's anything to worry about. And you don't really wanna hear all about my ballbag, so we'll leave that one there.
Two weeks 'til I see Jimmy Carr - woot.
So yeah, the gig - twas a fucking belter. In fact, it was better than anyone reading this. It was better than your mums too. The whole shebang was a memorable experience, but one of the funniest moments came early on when Nigel (lead singer) broke into a little rendition of "Thunder only happens when it's raining..." followed by "...incorrect". Top fucking shelf.
I have no fucking money again. Like, literally. Ah well, fuck 'em. (I'm not quite sure who em is, but I apologise to anyone called Emile, Emerson, Emma or Emily - my foul-mouthed tirade was not aimed at you).
I have a very nice penis. No, really, it's uber nice. Anyone who requests a viewing should make an appointment at the front desk.
Worms is one of the funniest Playstation games eva!!!11 I think a mere 3 quid for a second hand version isn't a bad little purchase. Although that 3 quid could have gone on money for my bus fare. Pah!
Viva La Bam is funnAy. Fact. I can't believe how long Ryan Dunn's beard is, although I think he looks better with some manly stubble, rather than a full on bush. And April is one of the coolest mum's on the planet. In the episode where Slayer (*spit*) play at Bam's house, she's like "Yeah, I like heavy metal". How many people have mum's who say things like that and mean it?
I love my mum to bits, don't get me wrong, but she's not 'down with the kids'. My dad is though, but he got into trouble for that***.
Talking of paedos - Jackson ain't one! It's about time the fame and money whores leave the man alone now. He's innocent, so people need to stop trying to ruin the man's life more than it's been ruined already. Fuckers.
I have NO idea why I'm writing all this in my journal. No-one reads it, no-one likes me, no-one cares.
*** This is not true.
MSN won't work and I want to stab it in the face!!!!111!!
Oh, and congratulations to Deron and Felissa on the birth of their lil' nipper.