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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.......orange."
Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.......orange."
Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"