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So, it's my BIRTHDAY!! yay!
I went home to see my mom, and drink with my sista, cuz she got me POPOV to celebrate. So it's me, my sister and my mom, Jayme and i are drinkin vodka daquries, and mom is drinkin scotch on the rocks (she's hardcore). We convince mom to take shots with us, but she refuses to drink vodka, so she takes a few scotch shots... WITHOUT A CHASER... and jayme and i challenge her because she calls us pussies for needing a chaser. We tell her if her scotch were popov, she would need a chaser.
Mom proceeds to take 3 POPOV shots in a row WITH OUT A CHASER!!
I told her she was my hero.
BUT WAIT, THE NIGHT GETS BETTER....
I decide just the three of us talking was gunna get real boring real quick, and something needed to be done ASAP... so i shove everything off the kitchen table, and decide Jayme and i are teachin mom how to play BEER PONG! haha
I kicked some ass... and got TRASHED cuz the winner always plays next game, but then Jayme mentions something about 'Smokin a J'
"WHAT!!"
Mom whips out this fat joint, and SWEET ASS roach clip... and the three of us baked in our living room.
We didnt go to bed until 6:00 am.
I dont remember a few random parts, but I am appearantly "philosophical when i'm high", and at some point in the night, i whipped out the ninja mask. hahaha
Probably the BEST birthday weekend EVER!