On the twelfth day of Christmas,
smellycats_soph sent to me...
Twelve nipples teaching
Eleven pubes walking
Ten cats a-driving
Nine boobs biting
Eight toffees a-sucking
Seven cartoons a-tickling
Six huggles a-reading
Five bre-e-e-eadstick nipples
Four theme parks
Three crusty minges
Two phil collins
...and a jizz in a family.
Btw yesterday I helped Sinead clear her house & Shannon is a dirty skanky bitch WHORE!
Well she was supposed to be out of the house but she decided not to & there was sick & raw chicken everywhere! & me & Sinead bagged all her crap which included a LOT of fungal cream :S for minge purposes coz she is a skank! She had this thing for proper dirty minges as well where you put tablets up there :S it was well horrible that room but we had to clear it coz Shannon is a lazy cow. UGH! It were minging. I would be so embarassed she has no pride in herself DIRTY BITCH! Anyway rant over
Merry Christmas!
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