laughing my ass off
i have no idea how "right" this website is, but it's hilarious and informative:
"Click!"
so last night, my very last table was a group of three gay guys. One was the owner of the Harem Salon, the best in Springfield, the other was the president of Grove Pharmacy and the last was a therapist.
I got offered two jobs! They started a bidding war for me! "I'll pay you 8.00/hr!" "well I'll pay you 8.25!" "Well, I can give you more hours" "With me honey, you'll never pay for any haircuts or hairstyles again!"
Last night made me week!
"Click!"
so last night, my very last table was a group of three gay guys. One was the owner of the Harem Salon, the best in Springfield, the other was the president of Grove Pharmacy and the last was a therapist.
I got offered two jobs! They started a bidding war for me! "I'll pay you 8.00/hr!" "well I'll pay you 8.25!" "Well, I can give you more hours" "With me honey, you'll never pay for any haircuts or hairstyles again!"
Last night made me week!