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Feb 12, 2005 16:06

The day of reckoning may or may not have happened. Here's a transcript of our more recent conversation:

Dakota has been added to the conversation.

H. L. Schramke says:
hello dakota
Dakota says:
hello?
Spence says:
Hey dakota, remember hannah
H. L. Schramke says:
im sorry, you probably don't remember me, i'm hannah
Dakota says:
ummmmmm gigglez
Dakota says:
sooory i donnttt
H. L. Schramke says:
don't worry about it.. its ok
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL "gigglez"
Dakota says:
sooo hows it goiiing?????
H. L. Schramke says:
so i hear you don't like the patriots...
H. L. Schramke says:
just playing LOL
Dakota says:
did i know you from somewhere???
H. L. Schramke says:
good you?
Spence says:
lol
Dakota says:
hahaha how did you know????
H. L. Schramke says:
i talked to you before with Spencer and Mr. Myers
Spence says:
OMG
H. L. Schramke says:
spence told me
Dakota says:
SPENCER!
Spence says:
mike myers!
Spence says:
haha!
H. L. Schramke says:
hehehe, by the way Spence, who did you root for?
H. L. Schramke says:
for the little bit you watched it
Spence says:
notre dame!!! LOL
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
H. L. Schramke says:
ok
H. L. Schramke says:
..
H. L. Schramke says:
sure
Spence says:
mike myers just logged on dak!!!
H. L. Schramke says:
fyi Michigan is better
Spence says:
i'm so excited!
Spence says:
no they aren't! LOL
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
H. L. Schramke says:
i thought Mr. Myers doesn't come on often
Spence says:
also, i'm talking to jesse heiman from the cast of the shaggy dogg
Spence says:
he doesn't ever
Spence says:
what a coincidence
H. L. Schramke says:
how's that going by the way?
Dakota says:
I LOOOOVE FOOTBALL
Spence says:
it's pretty good
H. L. Schramke says:
that was random LOL
Spence says:
just taking a break
Spence says:
from filming
H. L. Schramke says:
how's Tim Allen (is that right?... i don't remember)?
H. L. Schramke says:
that's good
Spence says:
yeha tim is in it
Spence says:
he's good
Spence says:
not as funny as mr. myers
H. L. Schramke says:
qool

Mr. Myers has been added to the conversation.

Spence says:
there he is!!!
Dakota says:
GASP!!
Spence says:
LOL qool
Dakota says:
MIKEY!! I MISSED YOU!
Mr. Myers says:
Hi kids!
H. L. Schramke says:
Dakota, my parents saw your new movie and they LOVED you in it
Dakota says:
I HEART YOU
H. L. Schramke says:
hello mr. myers
Dakota says:
REALLLY????
Mr. Myers says:
Hello Dak!
Mr. Myers says:
Hey Spence!
Dakota says:
YOU SAW NINE LIVES?
H. L. Schramke says:
i am so serious... they didn't like deniro, but they thought you were really good
Mr. Myers says:
I loved Bobby in that movie
H. L. Schramke says:
no hide and seek
Dakota says:
ahhh
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Spence says:
yeah you were good in hide and seek, dak!
Spence says:
you were creepy!!
Dakota says:
IM NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT MOVIE!
Mr. Myers says:
I loved hide and seek on the set of Cat in the hat with you two
Dakota says:
EVEN THOUGH I WAS in it!! giigglez
H. L. Schramke says:
hello mr. myers, you probably don't remember me, but I'm Hannah we talked a while ago
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Spence says:
LOL you should marry Haley Joel Osment
H. L. Schramke says:
HAAAAAAA
Mr. Myers says:
Are you friends with Dak and Spenc?
H. L. Schramke says:
I don't want to speak for them, but I consider Spence a friend and Dakota too, even though we just met
Mr. Myers says:
Then you are alright with me!
H. L. Schramke says:
so how are you?
Spence says:
hooray for friends!
H. L. Schramke says:
lol thank you
Spence says:
hooray for hotdogs!
H. L. Schramke says:
hehe
H. L. Schramke says:
HAAAA
Mr. Myers says:
You are so piggly Spence!
Spence says:
i love 'em
Spence says:
hahahaha
Spence says:
lol
Spence says:
oh mr. myers
Dakota says:
here we go again
H. L. Schramke says:
ha
Dakota says:
spencer, you are tooo biiiig
Dakota says:
need to control your love for hotdogs
Dakota says:
you need a tight bummy like i have
H. L. Schramke says:
have you seen him? he's much skinnier in his new show
Mr. Myers says:
You should likely lose some weight Spence, seriously it could lead to major health problems in the future.
Spence says:
well, you're scrawny dak
Dakota says:
mr. meyers knows about my bummy
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Spence says:
new show?
Mr. Myers says:
Goddamn Alec Baldwin is riding my ass in online poker
H. L. Schramke says:
center of the universe... hello!!!!
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Spence says:
that show got cancelled, silly!
Spence says:
didn't you hear?
H. L. Schramke says:
OMG are you serious?
Mr. Myers says:
Remember playing hide and go seek on the set of Cat in the Hat kids?
H. L. Schramke says:
wow
Spence says:
yeah it ended in january
Spence says:
i can understand why you may think it is still on cuz january was not too long ago
Dakota says:
yesssss!
Spence says:
but we didn't have very good ratings
Spence says:
yah!
Dakota says:
i remember playing hide and seekypoo
Spence says:
i remember hide and seek!
H. L. Schramke says:
wow... thats too bad, im sorry
Spence says:
no it's fine
Spence says:
it is what happens in tv
Dakota says:
remember mike, you couldnt stop hiding in my closet. you kept smelling my clothes in my trailer.
Spence says:
LOL
Mr. Myers says:
It smelled like butterscotch
H. L. Schramke says:
hey guys im eating some valentine's chocolate, i'd share if i could... just for the record
H. L. Schramke says:
lol
Mr. Myers says:
Spence would love that shit
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Mr. Myers says:
oh excuse my language
Mr. Myers says:
I forgot I was around kids
Spence says:
LOL
H. L. Schramke says:
do you like pistachios (sp?)?
Mr. Myers says:
I love cramming pistachios into my maw
H. L. Schramke says:
i don't mind
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL
Spence says:
i try and avoid nuts
Spence says:
i
Mr. Myers says:
excpet for mine
Spence says:
am allergic to walnuts, and so i don't really like em too much
H. L. Schramke says:
LOL... hehehe
Dakota says:
MIKE!
H. L. Schramke says:
oh yeah... MIKE!!!!
Dakota says:
watch your tongue. i know i do when you eat my beaver.
Dakota says:
you know, my beaver candy from canada
Spence says:
chocolate!
Dakota says:
when i make trips there
Mr. Myers says:
mmm
Spence says:
mmm!
H. L. Schramke says:
mmmmm
Mr. Myers says:
I love beaver candy
Spence says:
i love chocolate! and hotdogs!
Spence says:
i wish there were chocolate hotdogs!
Mr. Myers says:
One sec my whore a wife is nagging my ass about something
H. L. Schramke says:
make one... tell us how it is!
Mr. Myers says:
Okay back...she needed some salami
Spence says:
mmmm salami
Spence says:
how to make a chocolate hotdog
H. L. Schramke says:
lol
H. L. Schramke says:
what?
Mr. Myers says:
I'm America's funny man
Dakota says:
Mr myers, i love your wife. why is she bruised all the time when i see her? giggles!
Mr. Myers says:
she is clumsy....falls a lot
H. L. Schramke says:
and Canada's.. aren't you from there?
Spence says:
maybe she plays football! LOL
Mr. Myers says:
Yes but I am thinking about rejecting my Canadian heritage and becoming a fully fledged American citizen
Spence says:
really?
H. L. Schramke says:
i don't think you can reject it...it's be hard.. lots of people already know about your heritage
Spence says:
that's true
Spence says:
didn't jim carrey do it?
Mr. Myers says:
Yes but not if I go ahead with my nextproject Ihave in the pipeline
Mr. Myers says:
I shouldnt
Mr. Myers says:
really say anything...but
Dakota says:
whats your next project????
Dakota says:
nooo!!
Dakota says:
pleaaaasse!
Spence says:
are you still working on Clown Lojik?
H. L. Schramke says:
by the way Mr. Myers, how is Klown Logic
H. L. Schramke says:
yeah that
Mr. Myers says:
it is going very well...we met the other day to discuss more casting
H. L. Schramke says:
so it's a go?
Mr. Myers says:
well assuming we can get Marty onboard
H. L. Schramke says:
Marty?
Mr. Myers says:
oh....Marty Scorsese
Spence says:
wow!!
Mr. Myers says:
we want him to direct
Spence says:
he's oscar nominated!
H. L. Schramke says:
wow, yeah i know that
Dakota says:
whoa!!!
Dakota says:
way to gooo MIKE!!
H. L. Schramke says:
does he do comedies?
Mr. Myers says:
Dak are you there? Tell your parents if they need a babysitter i'm still free
Spence says:
yeah, seems a bit odd?
Mr. Myers says:
well when you have myself, jim carrey, will ferrell, eddie murphy, James caan, michael keaton, and diane lane all signed on...you can get what you want alright!
Mr. Myers says:
for fucks sake
Mr. Myers says:
dont' question my spence
Mr. Myers says:
youin luikktel shit
Spence says:
mr. myers!!! i'm sorry!!! i didn't mean to!!!
Mr. Myers says:
you'rre going nowhere you little jew
Spence says:
i was just saying...
Mr. Myers says:
shut your trap
Spence says:
mr. myers!
Mr. Myers says:
for fuck;s sake!
Mr. Myers says:
I'm sorry...
Dakota says:
ooh nooo yelling!
Mr. Myers says:
I got out of control
Dakota says:
my family yells all the time!!!
Mr. Myers says:
Excuse me children
Spence says:
don't swear mr. myers. hannah probably is offended
Dakota says:
then they chain me to the water heater in the basement!!
Mr. Myers says:
maybe I should just go leave
Dakota says:
NO YELLING
Mr. Myers says:
and end it all
H. L. Schramke says:
no you don't have to
Spence says:
no mr. myers! don't! you're america's funny man
Dakota says:
yesi could use a babysitter you dont know what its like at hom!
Mr. Myers says:
I've been so hoppped up on painkillers lately....
Dakota says:
yelling screaming, whips all the time
Mr. Myers says:
I sometimes think about cutting myself
Spence says:
really?
Mr. Myers says:
Dak...are you alright?
Spence says:
THAT SEEMS A BIT ODD
Mr. Myers says:
Do I need to call Child Services again?
H. L. Schramke says:
Mr. Myers, have you seen Farenheit 911?
H. L. Schramke says:
weren't you at the premeire?
H. L. Schramke says:
i saw photos
Mr. Myers says:
That leftist shit gets me all riled up
Dakota says:
no no... my parents are back im ok everythings HAPPYY
Dakota says:
YAY!!
Mr. Myers says:
Michael Moore looks like a yapping turtle
H. L. Schramke says:
i can tend to agree
H. L. Schramke says:
have you seen it?
Mr. Myers says:
I've seen it 4 times now
H. L. Schramke says:
woa
Mr. Myers says:
Spence
Mr. Myers says:
how is your eating seriously...last time we talked you had been throwing up to keep down your tubby weight
Mr. Myers says:
The premiere for 9/11 was excellent.
Dakota says:
yeah spence you are one tubby bitchsack
Spence says:
it's okay
Dakota says:
gigglez sorry!!:-U
Spence says:
i'm hitting a growth spurt
Spence says:
so i can eat as much as i want!!!!!
Spence says:
that makes me so happy!!!
Dakota says:
seriously though, lose weight. Hannah would agree, girls dont like fat boys. gross fat pervert boys
Spence says:
my metbaolism is high
Dakota says:
gross fat pervert boys who touch dakota's breasts on the set of catin the hat.
Mr. Myers says:
what do you mean pervert boys Dak? did spence do something?
Mr. Myers says:
what?
Mr. Myers says:
Spence!?!
Spence says:
what?
H. L. Schramke says:
wait, wasn't spence like ten when the movie was made LOL?
Spence says:
i don't know what you are talking about
Mr. Myers says:
Spence!!!!
Mr. Myers says:
I'm going to tell your parents!!!!
Spence says:
but now i am older, i think am going through puberty
Mr. Myers says:
Dakota has nice pert breasts
Mr. Myers says:
and they belong to her
H. L. Schramke says:
Ha, it has to happen to the best of us
Mr. Myers says:
SPEnce...that was very wrong to do!!!
Spence says:
i don't know what you guys are talking about
Spence says:
i didn't do anything
Spence says:
you're just joking mr. myers!
Dakota says:
he's still perverted!!
Spence says:
right dakota?
H. L. Schramke says:
Mr. Myers, if you were to branch out into other kinds of movies... what who you do?
Dakota says:
no! no joking! i hate you spencer
Dakota says:
you pervert
Spence says:
you don't hate me

H. L. Schramke has left the conversation.

Spence says:
we were laughing earlier on the phone yesterday
Dakota says:
you touched me in the no no like mr meyers. but when meyers does it, he's so much... bigger
Dakota says:
uh oh
Dakota says:
she left!
Dakota says:
whered she go
Dakota says:
we didnt get to do our grande finale!
Mr. Myers says:
DAMN
Dakota says:
guys?
Mr. Myers says:
shitty
Dakota says:
spence, see what happened
Dakota says:
is she still online?
Spence says:
she lost connection
Mr. Myers says:
jahahahaahah
Spence says:
i'll bring her back
Mr. Myers says:
k

H. L. Schramke has been added to the conversation.

Dakota says:
whered she go i wonder?
Spence says:
okay i'll get things rolling ina second
Spence says:
hannah?
Spence says:
there!
H. L. Schramke says:
sorry everybody I lost connection
H. L. Schramke says:
yup im here
Spence says:
yay!!!
Spence says:
LOL
Mr. Myers says:
HAHA
Mr. Myers says:
welcome back
H. L. Schramke says:
lol thanx,
H. L. Schramke says:
by the way i asked you a question earlier, Mr. Myers, do you remember?
Dakota says:
YAY SHES BACK
Mr. Myers says:
yes
Mr. Myers says:
I was thinking of branching into directing sometime soon
H. L. Schramke says:
do you remember when we talked earlier last year? and what i asked you about my screenplay?
Mr. Myers says:
I'm afriad I dont....my back painkillers have clouded my memory
Dakota says:
oh no my dad is back
Dakota says:
sweet no,
Dakota says:
he's yelling at me
Spence says:
dakota?
Dakota says:
hard to
Mr. Myers says:
Dak...get offline
H. L. Schramke says:
lol, well i have a screenplay... its called Henry... it kind of a drama but my goal was for somebody "funny" to make it for that kindo of feel, ya know?
Dakota says:
coenterte4t45
Dakota says:
wg4 he's beagying me with his BELTIDHFAERFWESD HELHGP ME

Dakota has left the conversation.

H. L. Schramke says:
are you alright dakota?
Spence says:
DAKOTA?!?!
Mr. Myers says:
DAK!!!
Mr. Myers says:
Spence!!!
Spence says:
hold on i'll phone her
Mr. Myers says:
Call her!
Mr. Myers says:
I should have done something about this a long time ago
Spence says:
i'm on the phone right now
H. L. Schramke says:
wait mr. myers please e-mail me, (E-MAIL ADDRESS WITHHELD)... sorry guys i have to go
H. L. Schramke says:
im sorry everybody, bye
Spence says:
her dad picked up there's screaming in the background
Mr. Myers says:
Is she alright?
Mr. Myers says:
Oh my god Dakota!!!

H. L. Schramke has left the conversation.
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