Hannah is a stiffly stifferson
This is for all you skeptics out there. This is the third of three conversations that we had with these girls that I have saved. This is with Hannah.
For your FYI, in case you forgot: Hannah is the second girl who is more obsessed, and Felicia was the original girl we punk'd.
ALso, stuff that is bolded means that there is a large gap of time between responses, where i would be looking up information regarding Spencer and his life.
We haven't actually conversed with Hannah on MSN since mid august. This recent resurgence of correspondence from her that you are now seeing makes me remember all the good times we had. Also, posting this allows you at home who are following this gripping adventure to brush up on the previous works. It's kinda like when an album by a band you like comes out, and you spend the weeks prior to that listening to all their old albums to get yourself ready for what is to come. I recommend you do the same, as the day of reckoning is coming soon.
Hannah says:
yeah, i was scared that you would never talk to me again
Spence says:
why?
Hannah says:
i thought that you would delete me because i was "just" a fan
Spence says:
no. i like my fans. as long as they aren't crazy
Hannah says:
lol yeah i totally understand
Hannah says:
have you read it yet?
Spence says:
yes
Spence says:
thank you
Hannah says:
oh why your welcome
Hannah says:
can i ask you about your e-mail address... who is mike robertson?
Spence says:
that's my alias
Spence says:
i play computer games a lot
Hannah says:
oh ok
Spence says:
and so i have a character named mike robertson in a game i play
Hannah says:
i wanted to tell you also that you don't have to loose weight to impress fans like me... i like (love) ya either way
Hannah says:
i read your reply
Spence says:
thanks
Hannah says:
i hope i'm not too bold when i say that i think you're incredibly good looking
Spence says:
i do think that, actually
Spence says:
i'm tubby
Hannah says:
i think your perfect...nothing's wrong with you (in my book)
Spence says:
well i'm flattered
Hannah says:
your not spencer are you... i just read your msn profile... what's that about?
Hannah says:
how can you explain that?
Hannah says:
it says your in canada and that you were once married so on and so forth
Spence says:
hahahahaha
Spence says:
yeah
Spence says:
that's funny
Hannah says:
and
Hannah says:
...
Spence says:
all that lucky charms stuff i stole from a website
Hannah says:
your widowed?
Hannah says:
i thought you were 12
Spence says:
no that was a joke
Spence says:
i like messing around with all those options they give you when you have to put in personal info
Spence says:
i had a lot of fun with my icq one a while ago
Spence says:
i said i was from christmas island
Spence says:
do you know where that is
Hannah says:
no
Spence says:
neither do i!
Hannah says:
tell me something that only spencer would know
Spence says:
but they give you the option to do so
Spence says:
like what?
Hannah says:
which of these premeire weren't you at... Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Jungle Book 2, Signs, or Rugrats Go Wild?
Spence says:
how do you know all this stuff?
Hannah says:
answer the question before i answer your's
Hannah says:
... have i stumped "spencer"?
Hannah says:
??
Spence says:
hahaha no sorry i was writing an e-mail to someone
Hannah says:
oh
Hannah says:
well?
Spence says:
well i did go to the wild thornberries premiere with my sister abigail
Spence says:
that was a lot of fun
Spence says:
it's weird going to a big gala for a cartoon
Hannah says:
you still haven't answered the question... i am beginning to become skeptical that i am meeting the real person
Spence says:
well you haven't met me for one thing
Hannah says:
yes that is true
Hannah says:
you see it meant the world to me that i got to talk to "Spencer Breslin" i was soo happy. it was like my dreams were coming true. and now i'm really sad that it might not be him. i know that if you answer the question properly, its really him...you
Hannah says:
so please....convince me
Hannah says:
and felicia... is just as sad
Hannah says:
Whatsamattahyou? is that also your alias
Hannah says:
as well
Spence says:
yeah it's a funny rap song on the internet i like
Hannah says:
ok, just answer the question
Hannah says:
please
Hannah says:
Hannah says:
spence?
Hannah says:
if you are the real you... i'm sorry but please it means the world to me that you really are Spencer Breslin
Spence says:
sorry. i am really busy right and also i am a bit offended by this. i'll be with you in one second
Hannah says:
cuz yesterday when you said you were going shopping with your mom... you didn't sign off for another half hour
Hannah says:
sorry
Spence says:
okay sorry
Spence says:
well, i went to all of them
I'ma interrupt here with a fun fact for your FYI: Spencer is not in all of these movies. His little sister Abigail is. That is why he would go to these premieres. Only a truly obsessed person would know this. Well, except for me. I now know this because I had to learn it to keep this ruse going.
Hannah says:
OMG i feal like a real jerk if this is you.... its just that felicia thought you were a poser and it broke my heart
Hannah says:
that is the right answer
Hannah says:
i do feal like a jerk
Hannah says:
i'm really sorry
Spence says:
no it's okay i'm sorry i took so long to answer
Hannah says:
its okay
Hannah says:
i am really sorry i feel really bad
Spence says:
and i'm sorry it seems like i have all this fake information about me. it would probably be easier if i gave you my business e-mail
Hannah says:
WHAT?
Hannah says:
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
well i have to keep who i am undercover so that people don't stalk me on the internet or at home you know
Hannah says:
oh of course i understand... i wouldn't want that for you
Spence says:
also i think its fun
Hannah says:
what?
Hannah says:
is fun
Spence says:
oh, well my other e-mail account is just filled with movie business stuff
Spence says:
mostly my mom checks it
Spence says:
so it's fun to have something else that i can goof around with
Hannah says:
oh i understand lol
Hannah says:
one just for you right?
Spence says:
even if am not allowed to completely be myself with it
Spence says:
yeah.
Hannah says:
if you don't mind me asking... how many contacts on your "goofy" account do you have... i don't have many... only 12 or so
Spence says:
er... it says 40
Spence says:
but i only talk to less than 15 of them ever
Hannah says:
WOW!!!
Hannah says:
oh
Spence says:
well you know... my friends are busy too
Hannah says:
i understand
Spence says:
yeah. it's fine.
Spence says:
have you ever played enderworlds?
Hannah says:
nope, is it any fun?
Spence says:
it's alright. it's a fantasy type game. not very popular, and it's mostly textbased
Hannah says:
do you like it?
Spence says:
it's fun because you can create characters from scratch
Hannah says:
what sort of characters
Spence says:
whatever you want
Spence says:
usually people do stuff that are like elves and things
Hannah says:
is it like a roleplaying game
Hannah says:
?
Spence says:
but i am a 7th level human named mike
Spence says:
yeah, kinda
Spence says:
you can do whatever you want though
Spence says:
some people are vampires! haha
Hannah says:
woa
Spence says:
one person is big bird from sesame street
Hannah says:
!!
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
they don't take it very seriously
Hannah says:
where do you go to play it?
Spence says:
on my computer when i have free time
Spence says:
it's really nerdy so i don't like sharing it with the world
Spence says:
hahaha
Spence says:
well it's not really but it is
Hannah says:
hahaha
Hannah says:
i understand its okay
Hannah says:
i have moments like that too
Hannah says:
whats ur fav color
Spence says:
brb
Hannah says:
ok
Hannah says:
do you go to your imdb page... I am TKDChamp1 there just to let you know....
Spence says:
sorry i was on the phone
Hannah says:
hey its no prob
Hannah says:
soooo.....
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
sorry if i am boring today. i was just on the phone with skye
I'm going to interject with a little info for your FYI: Skye is the girl that many a Tiger Beat-esque rag speculated was dating Spencer.
Hannah says:
oh no you aren't boering... i wouldn't want to interrupt that
Hannah says:
i saw you on jay leno when you talked about her
Spence says:
when was that? was that a long time ago?
Hannah says:
no it was may something? why is something different now?
Spence says:
oh. no. i guess may isn't that long ago
Hannah says:
lol
Hannah says:
you seem like a great big brother to abby
Spence says:
yeah, i try
Spence says:
what makes you say that
Hannah says:
you seem like a real gentleman... i mean you are very supportive of her and protective... just an all around great guy
That apparently is where it ends. I don't remember if it continued anymore after that or not. I'd also like to point out that the last few lines of Hannah's dialogue are commonly referred to as dramatic irony.
For your FYI, in case you forgot: Hannah is the second girl who is more obsessed, and Felicia was the original girl we punk'd.
ALso, stuff that is bolded means that there is a large gap of time between responses, where i would be looking up information regarding Spencer and his life.
We haven't actually conversed with Hannah on MSN since mid august. This recent resurgence of correspondence from her that you are now seeing makes me remember all the good times we had. Also, posting this allows you at home who are following this gripping adventure to brush up on the previous works. It's kinda like when an album by a band you like comes out, and you spend the weeks prior to that listening to all their old albums to get yourself ready for what is to come. I recommend you do the same, as the day of reckoning is coming soon.
Hannah says:
yeah, i was scared that you would never talk to me again
Spence says:
why?
Hannah says:
i thought that you would delete me because i was "just" a fan
Spence says:
no. i like my fans. as long as they aren't crazy
Hannah says:
lol yeah i totally understand
Hannah says:
have you read it yet?
Spence says:
yes
Spence says:
thank you
Hannah says:
oh why your welcome
Hannah says:
can i ask you about your e-mail address... who is mike robertson?
Spence says:
that's my alias
Spence says:
i play computer games a lot
Hannah says:
oh ok
Spence says:
and so i have a character named mike robertson in a game i play
Hannah says:
i wanted to tell you also that you don't have to loose weight to impress fans like me... i like (love) ya either way
Hannah says:
i read your reply
Spence says:
thanks
Hannah says:
i hope i'm not too bold when i say that i think you're incredibly good looking
Spence says:
i do think that, actually
Spence says:
i'm tubby
Hannah says:
i think your perfect...nothing's wrong with you (in my book)
Spence says:
well i'm flattered
Hannah says:
your not spencer are you... i just read your msn profile... what's that about?
Hannah says:
how can you explain that?
Hannah says:
it says your in canada and that you were once married so on and so forth
Spence says:
hahahahaha
Spence says:
yeah
Spence says:
that's funny
Hannah says:
and
Hannah says:
...
Spence says:
all that lucky charms stuff i stole from a website
Hannah says:
your widowed?
Hannah says:
i thought you were 12
Spence says:
no that was a joke
Spence says:
i like messing around with all those options they give you when you have to put in personal info
Spence says:
i had a lot of fun with my icq one a while ago
Spence says:
i said i was from christmas island
Spence says:
do you know where that is
Hannah says:
no
Spence says:
neither do i!
Hannah says:
tell me something that only spencer would know
Spence says:
but they give you the option to do so
Spence says:
like what?
Hannah says:
which of these premeire weren't you at... Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Jungle Book 2, Signs, or Rugrats Go Wild?
Spence says:
how do you know all this stuff?
Hannah says:
answer the question before i answer your's
Hannah says:
... have i stumped "spencer"?
Hannah says:
??
Spence says:
hahaha no sorry i was writing an e-mail to someone
Hannah says:
oh
Hannah says:
well?
Spence says:
well i did go to the wild thornberries premiere with my sister abigail
Spence says:
that was a lot of fun
Spence says:
it's weird going to a big gala for a cartoon
Hannah says:
you still haven't answered the question... i am beginning to become skeptical that i am meeting the real person
Spence says:
well you haven't met me for one thing
Hannah says:
yes that is true
Hannah says:
you see it meant the world to me that i got to talk to "Spencer Breslin" i was soo happy. it was like my dreams were coming true. and now i'm really sad that it might not be him. i know that if you answer the question properly, its really him...you
Hannah says:
so please....convince me
Hannah says:
and felicia... is just as sad
Hannah says:
Whatsamattahyou? is that also your alias
Hannah says:
as well
Spence says:
yeah it's a funny rap song on the internet i like
Hannah says:
ok, just answer the question
Hannah says:
please
Hannah says:
Hannah says:
spence?
Hannah says:
if you are the real you... i'm sorry but please it means the world to me that you really are Spencer Breslin
Spence says:
sorry. i am really busy right and also i am a bit offended by this. i'll be with you in one second
Hannah says:
cuz yesterday when you said you were going shopping with your mom... you didn't sign off for another half hour
Hannah says:
sorry
Spence says:
okay sorry
Spence says:
well, i went to all of them
I'ma interrupt here with a fun fact for your FYI: Spencer is not in all of these movies. His little sister Abigail is. That is why he would go to these premieres. Only a truly obsessed person would know this. Well, except for me. I now know this because I had to learn it to keep this ruse going.
Hannah says:
OMG i feal like a real jerk if this is you.... its just that felicia thought you were a poser and it broke my heart
Hannah says:
that is the right answer
Hannah says:
i do feal like a jerk
Hannah says:
i'm really sorry
Spence says:
no it's okay i'm sorry i took so long to answer
Hannah says:
its okay
Hannah says:
i am really sorry i feel really bad
Spence says:
and i'm sorry it seems like i have all this fake information about me. it would probably be easier if i gave you my business e-mail
Hannah says:
WHAT?
Hannah says:
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
well i have to keep who i am undercover so that people don't stalk me on the internet or at home you know
Hannah says:
oh of course i understand... i wouldn't want that for you
Spence says:
also i think its fun
Hannah says:
what?
Hannah says:
is fun
Spence says:
oh, well my other e-mail account is just filled with movie business stuff
Spence says:
mostly my mom checks it
Spence says:
so it's fun to have something else that i can goof around with
Hannah says:
oh i understand lol
Hannah says:
one just for you right?
Spence says:
even if am not allowed to completely be myself with it
Spence says:
yeah.
Hannah says:
if you don't mind me asking... how many contacts on your "goofy" account do you have... i don't have many... only 12 or so
Spence says:
er... it says 40
Spence says:
but i only talk to less than 15 of them ever
Hannah says:
WOW!!!
Hannah says:
oh
Spence says:
well you know... my friends are busy too
Hannah says:
i understand
Spence says:
yeah. it's fine.
Spence says:
have you ever played enderworlds?
Hannah says:
nope, is it any fun?
Spence says:
it's alright. it's a fantasy type game. not very popular, and it's mostly textbased
Hannah says:
do you like it?
Spence says:
it's fun because you can create characters from scratch
Hannah says:
what sort of characters
Spence says:
whatever you want
Spence says:
usually people do stuff that are like elves and things
Hannah says:
is it like a roleplaying game
Hannah says:
?
Spence says:
but i am a 7th level human named mike
Spence says:
yeah, kinda
Spence says:
you can do whatever you want though
Spence says:
some people are vampires! haha
Hannah says:
woa
Spence says:
one person is big bird from sesame street
Hannah says:
!!
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
they don't take it very seriously
Hannah says:
where do you go to play it?
Spence says:
on my computer when i have free time
Spence says:
it's really nerdy so i don't like sharing it with the world
Spence says:
hahaha
Spence says:
well it's not really but it is
Hannah says:
hahaha
Hannah says:
i understand its okay
Hannah says:
i have moments like that too
Hannah says:
whats ur fav color
Spence says:
brb
Hannah says:
ok
Hannah says:
do you go to your imdb page... I am TKDChamp1 there just to let you know....
Spence says:
sorry i was on the phone
Hannah says:
hey its no prob
Hannah says:
soooo.....
Hannah says:
lol
Spence says:
sorry if i am boring today. i was just on the phone with skye
I'm going to interject with a little info for your FYI: Skye is the girl that many a Tiger Beat-esque rag speculated was dating Spencer.
Hannah says:
oh no you aren't boering... i wouldn't want to interrupt that
Hannah says:
i saw you on jay leno when you talked about her
Spence says:
when was that? was that a long time ago?
Hannah says:
no it was may something? why is something different now?
Spence says:
oh. no. i guess may isn't that long ago
Hannah says:
lol
Hannah says:
you seem like a great big brother to abby
Spence says:
yeah, i try
Spence says:
what makes you say that
Hannah says:
you seem like a real gentleman... i mean you are very supportive of her and protective... just an all around great guy
That apparently is where it ends. I don't remember if it continued anymore after that or not. I'd also like to point out that the last few lines of Hannah's dialogue are commonly referred to as dramatic irony.