7:02am
dear ling. paper,
look. you are the only thing standing in between me, summer vacation and becoming a sophomore. i understand something like you takes time, concentration and lots of thought but honestly, i dont have much of any of that left in me. can't we be friends and call it a draw? why can't you write yourself? I promise i'll pay you back. I'll take you out for bubble tea and thai food. I'll even find you a nice girl to settle down with. Doesn't that sound nice? Alright, I know, who am I kidding right? Let's be reasonable: i'll find you a nice thesis and a few body paragraphs... and then you take it from there. Yeah. That sounds like a fair compromise.
Loving distainfully,
Katie
p.s. we had better fucking work this out before that sweet dance party tonight. i mean it.
look. you are the only thing standing in between me, summer vacation and becoming a sophomore. i understand something like you takes time, concentration and lots of thought but honestly, i dont have much of any of that left in me. can't we be friends and call it a draw? why can't you write yourself? I promise i'll pay you back. I'll take you out for bubble tea and thai food. I'll even find you a nice girl to settle down with. Doesn't that sound nice? Alright, I know, who am I kidding right? Let's be reasonable: i'll find you a nice thesis and a few body paragraphs... and then you take it from there. Yeah. That sounds like a fair compromise.
Loving distainfully,
Katie
p.s. we had better fucking work this out before that sweet dance party tonight. i mean it.