In Which Mel Is Frightened Beyond All Belief
So tonight was my fraternity's formal. Fine, whatever, it was fun, more on that later, pictures on Facebook, etc.
It gets to be midnight and just like Cinderella, I want to be getting home. So I, along with The Boy and a sister and her date, get in my car and start driving home. The road from Durham to Chapel Hill is a highway, and as such, the speed limit is 55. So I'm cruising with traffic in the middle lane at around 60 and all the sudden the car in front of me changes lanes with no warning and hops back into the middle lane. So I'm thinking, weird. Then I see a dark blob, and I'm thinking, extra weird, and start to slow down. Then the blob starts to look human shaped and I'm thinking, weird, a biker at this time of night, and start to completely brake. Then I realize, IT'S A FUCKING MAN IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET TALKING ON HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Luckily, I am awesome and did not hit him but seriously WHAT THE FUCK scariest moment of my life.
It gets to be midnight and just like Cinderella, I want to be getting home. So I, along with The Boy and a sister and her date, get in my car and start driving home. The road from Durham to Chapel Hill is a highway, and as such, the speed limit is 55. So I'm cruising with traffic in the middle lane at around 60 and all the sudden the car in front of me changes lanes with no warning and hops back into the middle lane. So I'm thinking, weird. Then I see a dark blob, and I'm thinking, extra weird, and start to slow down. Then the blob starts to look human shaped and I'm thinking, weird, a biker at this time of night, and start to completely brake. Then I realize, IT'S A FUCKING MAN IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET TALKING ON HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Luckily, I am awesome and did not hit him but seriously WHAT THE FUCK scariest moment of my life.