Some of you on this boat need to reconsider your manners... but some of you are nice enough, like that green-haired girl who cooks in Sergei's. She's got a great personality. Anyone who wants some nice food, you should give Sergei's a gander.
[Now that his very subtle attempt to hook that ugly girl Herz up with one of the single men on the ship is
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I've heard good things about this 'Carnival' place.
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[Edward rushes out, all liquid grace as he runs faster than the wind. He comes to a stop near her and grabs Bella's hand--then scoops her up into a bridal carry and starts heading for Carnival.]
They said there's trees in there, Bella. It'll be like old times.
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Trees? I'll race you...
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He smiles down at her and kisses Bella's forehead as they approach the doors of Carnival.]
Of course, love.
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I love you.
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Edward basks in the light of Bella's adoration and he kisses her forehead again. She's more beautiful than words could ever describe.]
I love you more.
[He could stand there forever, captivated by her beautiful, perfect features.]
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Impossible.
And she could do the very same; his own beauty entrancing.]
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[Have a giant, pissed off, furious pair of bears charging straight at you two.]
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[Edward murmurs, stroking her hair from her face. She's so angelic, it's almost as if she were an idealized woman entirely, a woman designed to be a vehicle for an author's escapist fantasies...
But that's crazy.
He blinks, then looks up. He drops Bella.]
Bears!
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[He's so beautiful, that he's clearly the object of a mormon lady's wet dreams. And why wouldn't he be? He's so utterly perfect. At least, until he drops Bella, who catches herself with her impeccable inhuman speed.]
Bears?!
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While the two vampires hesitated, the bears got much closer. Close enough to bite down on Bella's leg. The other one tackles Edward to the ground and starts trying to gnaw on his head.]
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[Edward, of course, flings himself directly into harm's way to protect his gorgeous wife. The very thought of a mere bear hurting her makes him see red, and Edward drives his fist into the first bear's head--but he's been tackled to the ground.
Using his vampiric strength, he kicks the bear in the belly to send it flying. The bear's teeth have punctured the thin bone covering his left temple and he's blind in one eye. He immediately turns to try and help his wife!]
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