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Entry 02

Nov 25, 2009 18:46

There are these strange slime-like creatures bouncing around here and there. They look like they're makde out of slime, or perhaps an ooze of some sort.

I'll call them slimes.

[Edward sounds very proud of this idea and he leans back, sipping a cup of the blood he got from the cooler in Sergei's Bar and Grille.]

i encountered a slime, i r genyuss, sparkling whine, bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 02:50:13 UTC

You were able to find who you were looking for?

[Pause]

Good. Some have talked about these creatures as well. I have yet to see one, but I have not gone looking for one either.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 02:52:44 UTC

Yes, I found Bella near the Deck 11 fire.

[He smiles in memory.]

They're unlike anything I've ever seen.

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 02:56:05 UTC

I am glad to hear it.

[She taps her chin.]

What do they look like?

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 02:58:28 UTC

The ones I've seen have been blue or yellow with large smiles. They bounce all over the place.

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 02:59:32 UTC

They... sound sort of cute.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:00:31 UTC

They're cute, in their own way. They'd be more cuddly if they didn't try to bounce on me.

[And mess up Edward's silken, gorgeous hair.]

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 03:02:40 UTC

Did you try feeding one? Perhaps they are simply hungry.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:05:30 UTC

I'm not sure what they would eat. Hmmm.

[He takes another sip of blood, thinking this through with ALL his brainpowers.

This takes approximately two seconds.]

Cookies, maybe.

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 03:07:15 UTC

[Zelda may be mystified if she ever meets this guy.

But probably not.]

Let the rest of us know how that goes.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:07:52 UTC

[She'll be in awe of his unearthly beauty, grace and charm, duhhhhhh.]

I think I will. How have you been, Princess?

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 03:08:44 UTC

[Except noooooot.

She is surprised by his inquiry, however.]

Me? Oh... I am fine. Thank you.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:16:35 UTC

[No, she will be. All women are, unless they're gay--which doesn't exist in Stephanie Meyer's world, so all women are!]

Would you like to seek out a slime?

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 03:18:42 UTC

[Fffffff.]

...With... you?

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:21:18 UTC

Of course.

oblique_wisdom November 26 2009, 03:22:18 UTC

Well... All right.

[She has her reservations, but whatever.]

That would be fine.

smellsyourhair November 26 2009, 03:23:06 UTC

Where shall we meet?

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