Entry 05

Dec 10, 2009 18:06

I need some scrapbooking supplies. This is important.

this is mah jerb, scrapbooking, bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 02:32:17 UTC
Uhh...

The--the Bazaar on deck eight might...ha-ave them.

Or try deck twelve...?

[And...he's the one who didn't know what gay is. Riiiiiiight.]

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 04:17:37 UTC
[He has to document this journey on the boat. This is crucial.]

Alright. Thank you, Herz!

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 04:22:13 UTC
Can, uhh--

c-can--can I ask why...it's so important you have them?

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 04:23:32 UTC
[Edward sighs prettily, flopping back down on his bed. He looks like an angel there, glittering faintly in the evening light, his soulful eyes cast out to sea he can see through his balcony window.]

... I need to document the boat.

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 05:15:52 UTC
Through--

Through scrapbooking?

[Excuse him, the only person he knows who did any was his grandmother--he doesn't realize how awesome it can be.]

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 05:29:51 UTC
[Edward nods seriously.]

Scrapbooking.

[It's fiddly, precise and is therefore perfect for a perfectionist like him. Hell, he didn't even masturbate for over a hundred years. He needed to have filled his evenings with something.]

It's great.

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 05:31:57 UTC
Huh.

Why--why do--d-do--do you like it so much?

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 05:36:51 UTC
It's artistic, and it lets me keep all my memories in order.

[He has a lot of memories and he remembers them all very clearly--which can be a problem because if all memories are just as fresh, it's hard to distinguish which ones happened a long time ago versus which ones are new.

Did you know that humans who have perfect recall often have a lot of problems doing simple tasks because of it? Bet you didn't!]

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 05:39:33 UTC
Huh.

[Again.]

I-I never--I--I--I never thought of it like that.

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 05:45:01 UTC
You should try it.

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 05:48:26 UTC
I-I'm not--I'm not artistic.

And, uh, well--

Well, I-I have, uhm, tried.

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 05:49:30 UTC
Oh, well. In any case, thanks for telling me where to get the supplies.

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 05:56:41 UTC
You--you're--y-you're--you're welcome.

Oh. Uh. Did--did you read that, uhm, book?

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 06:14:47 UTC
Yes, and I talked to someone else like you! Razer is his name.

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meinxxherz December 11 2009, 06:19:00 UTC
Oh. Huh.

[He's thrilled by this news.]

That--that's cool. Do you, uh--do--do you think you get it a little--a-a-a little better?

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smellsyourhair December 11 2009, 06:19:35 UTC
I still don't understand the need for rope.

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