entry 04

[smellsyourhair]

Love, you don't have to worry about your ring. I've found you a much better one.

Comments

[nottheaveragekg]

Give it back.

[Even Ashe is on board.]

[smellsyourhair]

Well, maybe. She'll have to ask nicely, though.

[He's so criminally handsome and his voice is melodious and rich. Aren't you enraptured?]

[nottheaveragekg]

She doesn't need to ask nicely.

[No. She doesn't give a damn.]

[smellsyourhair]

[You mean that her heart skips a dizzy beat whenever she hears Edward's smouldering voice?]

It's important to learn manners, don't you think?

[nottheaveragekg]

[No. Her heart skips a beat because she wants to beat the fuck out of him.]

Manners don't need to be in regard when you take something that's not yours. You negated the manners you stole.

[smellsyourhair]

[She aches to lay hands on him? Well, that's a pretty natural reaction for a woman!]

I stole absolutely nothing. I found it!

[nottheaveragekg]

[No. Just, no.]

And you didn't bother to ask if it belonged to anyone else.