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smellslikebutz

REJECTION

Mar 27, 2008 11:45

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random girlfriend of the week, gimmie a dollar, dumped, whining to nick

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fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 18:34:48 UTC

...How many supermodel girlfriends have you had?

smellslikebutz March 27 2008, 18:49:18 UTC

Well....

This year, there was Jasmine, Heather, Lola, Krystal, Rose, Raven, Mocha, Bambi, Ginger, Amber, Candy, Aurora, Kristina...

fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 18:51:00 UTC

All of that was this year? You realize it's only March. That's about a week per girl, amigo.

smellslikebutz March 27 2008, 18:54:59 UTC

I guess I'm just that popular with the ladies, dude!

fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 18:55:42 UTC

So...where are they now?

smellslikebutz March 27 2008, 19:00:01 UTC

.....

They....

THEY'RE ALL IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES RIGHT NOW! And then they tell me that they don't do long-distance relationships!! Why do models have to travel so much?! I'M SO ALONE! I SHOULD JUST CRAWL OFF AND DIE! NOBODY WOULD EVEN NOTICE!!!

miles_distant March 27 2008, 19:11:11 UTC

Now, now, Larry. Eventually you'd start to decompose. Then someone would surely notice.

After all, you know the saying we have about you.

smellslikebutz March 27 2008, 20:10:50 UTC

EDGEEEEYYYYY YOU'RE SO MEAN!

fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 21:12:38 UTC

Your friend's social evils aside, Mr. Butz, there may be something to this whole thing. Want some advice?

smellslikebutz March 27 2008, 21:18:35 UTC

Oh!! You know how to keep them from traveling abroad, dude? I'm listening! Just don't tell me to do anything that'll get Edgey on my case.

1/2 fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 21:28:06 UTC

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

You're not doing yourself any good lying here and simpering, waiting while the world passes you by! If you want to partake of that offered cup you have to grab it with both hands and drink!

Can't hold a woman yet? Fine! Keep looking until you find one who can stay with you! Do not sit here and cry, it demeans you and every other man and woman you've ever met!

fragrant_coffee March 27 2008, 21:28:46 UTC

Also, consider dating women who aren't supermodels. There's a pretty clear pattern, there.

wrightswrongs March 27 2008, 22:24:23 UTC

I've been trying to tell him that for years.

1/2 smellslikebutz March 28 2008, 13:36:48 UTC

!!!

2/3 smellslikebutz March 28 2008, 13:37:18 UTC

Y-Y-Y-You're right! You're so right, dude! I have to grab the world by the cup!!

3/3 smellslikebutz March 28 2008, 13:37:38 UTC

Models, who needs them?! They're trouble! I don't trust them anymore!! Besides, there's gotta be other babes out there somewhere that are equally hot!

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