HARU, YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Mar 10, 2008 19:57

OKAY, SO I WAS OVER AT MY NEW FRIEND SONG'S HOUSE, RIGHT? SO WAS HARU AND KING KUEI AND TOPH AND THE WATER TRIBE MILF. SONG'S HOUSE IS A GREAT HANG OUT, YOU SEE, BECAUSE SHE'S SO DAMN HOSPITABLE AND A GREAT COOK TO BOOT.

ANY WAY, SONG MADE A BATCH OF MUFFINS. WELL, I ATE QUITE A FEW (BECAUSE THEY WERE SOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD), AND THE NEXT THING I NEW, I WAS AS HIGH AS THE MOON.

I LATER LEARNED THAT HARU SPIKED THE BATTER WITH OMASHU HEMP (THAT'S EARTH KINGDOM SLANG FOR CANNABIS).

WHAT THE FUCK, HARU. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT COULD HAVE DONE TO MY FETUS??!!!

WELL, DO YOU???!!!!!

....BECAUSE, I HAVE NO IDEA.
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