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TOMORROW'S VALENTINE'S DAY. WHAT A BIG, OVER-HYPED, COMMERCIAL RACKET. THE ENTIRE DAY REVOLVES AROUND BRIBING YOUR CRUSH WITH FAVORS IN HOPES OF GETTING SUM NOOKIE. AS IF WE NEED A DESIGNATED DAY FOR THAT 'ROUND THESE PARTS! GEEZ, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

I THINK I'LL MAKE LONGSHOT A VALENTINE OUT OF MACARONI NOODLES.

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GAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DID IT!