The Saddest Day For MY Jimmy.....
I'm sooooo soooo sooooo sad. I no longer have Jimmy. I have a stupid new car now. I hate it. I want Jimmy. I knew I shouldn't have told my dad about how it wouldn't start. He took it to the shop to get fixed and there was A LOT of crap wrong with it and it would have cost $2,500 to fix. He thought about fixing it, but I told him that it just needed to be time. I'm heartbroken. That thing has been torn to pieces. With all of the repairs he's made to it fover the past 2 years, my dad could have bought me like a $4,000 car. Ridiculous. I love the Jimmy more than anything, but it was so worn down and TERRIBLE on gas. It was a 1990...it's been driven for 17 nearly 18 years. A sad day for me. And Jimmy. EVERYBODY knew me and my car. The little Mexicans at my mom's work even knew my car! So sad...so so sad. All my bumper stickers...gone with the Jimmy. It has a new transmisson, new engine, new brakes. All wasted. My uncle has been waiting to get it back so they can use it on my great uncle's farm. Yeah...until it stops starting. I want them to take it to our fireworks store in Mauckport and put blue on it and use it to advertise for the 4th of July...that's what they've talked about. Now I have to clean it out......oh...my....lord. And it's cold outside now. Anyone wanna help? Bring some trash bags and lots of boxes. I'm so sad. I think my new car is ugly. It's green, but it's dark green and it has really tinted windows...like a gangster. I NEED SOME BUMPER STICKERS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!! GET ME BUMPER STICKERS!!!!!!! I have to do something to this car. I want to put a pink stripe on it. It's a 1996 something. I think Sable? I don't know...it's green and ugly. I like green, but not boring green. It should be better on gas....THAT'S REALLY NICE! It has heat! And air conditioning! That's pretty awesome too! Oooo...and get this...the windows roll down, I have a turn signal, the horn works, and the lights come on inside the car! Ooo...and it displays the correct time, when someone opens the door it doesn't turn my radio off, and the locks work!!!!! I even have a button that unlocks the door! I always wanted that. It has a keypad so when I lock my keys in my car and can unlock it.....we can't find the code though. We need to find that because there's a pretty good chance of me doing that. It has 3 built in cupholders and some other holdy things. It speeds up like it should and it has cruise control! I can crawl through my backseat to the trunk. I know it sounds like I like it, but don't get the wrong idea because I don't! Even though it has everything the Jimmy doesn't have....I still like the Jimmy more. I was higher off the ground in the Jimster and I could see better. I also knew where the nose was so I could cut it really close and not hit cars....now I have no idea! If someone hit me in the Jimmy I would mess them up...I won't die in this thing, but still.....the Jimmy was like an armored car. Oh well. I'm heartbroken. I guess this means I can give people rides now.
Oh Jimmy.
Oh Jimmy.