Nov 30, 2004 18:46
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer:
1. We've mastered at least five positions perfectly.
2. We have a lot of hip rotation.
3. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies.
4. We have great rhythm.
5. A strip tease is likely--performing is in our nature.
6. We do it in front of mirrors.
7. Flexibility...duh! O:-)
8. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing.
9. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
10 Panties don't get in the way because we don't wear any!