Aug 01, 2005 22:15
It rained poop today and then it thundered pee.
The pee was so warm that everyone ran inside. It burned. And stung. And stank.
All the bums lost their cups of change.
Houses melted.
Toilet Paper was extra expensive and only sold in 72 packs.
Water bills rized.
Anti biotics were prescribed to everyone in contact with the poop and pee.
Eventually, all bad bacteria, as well as good, was destroyed.
So the world ended, just like that.